Danny The Fucking Jew Rat Tanner

Diddly Doo Watch Me Cover Everything In My Wiener Goo

Daniel Ernest “The Jew Rat” Tanner, portrayed by Bob Faget (and by Theo Huxtable in the unaired pilot), is a homo sexual crack addict father of three girls: Michelle, Stephanie, and D.J.. He is a co-host of Gay Man Ass, San Francisco. Before that, he was a drunk male prostitute He is the brother-in-law of Jesse “The Mullet” Katsopolis and has a best friend who is a creepy faggot named Joey Gladstone. Danny Tanner was born on December 11, 1957, to Barbra Striesand and his fat faggot fucking father Wilford. He has a younger sister in porn named Wendy Whoppers. He once recalled, his father often ate oatmeal, In his sandals, while jerking off to man on man gay porno movies in the living room. On February 23, 1968, when he was 10, he was slinging crack rocks in the playground until Joey Gladstone stepped up and clubbed him across his fucking face with a monkey wrench (“Pal Joey”) and that is how they became best friends. Danny also learned not to sell drugs on Joey’s fucking turf.

In September 1972, Danny was in 10th grade when he meets Anderson Cooper. They would later elope at a Gay Bar at a young age, which made his mother cry about it for months. They properly got married in 1976, and would adopt a daughter named D.J. on February 9, 1977. Danny is the archetype of the “flaming fucking faggot” or the “gay” character. He sees himself as the “Stud Muffin” bed beast best ever (which his Joey’s gapping asshole agrees with him about at all). Danny is also obsessed with blasting loads of cum all over the living room! There’s no speck of dust, dirt, or mildew on anything he owns, Just Cum. His motto is, “Diddly Doo Watch Me Cover Everything In My Wiener Goo.” D.J. and Stephanie do not like cleaning up Danny, Jesse, and Joey’s Fag Cum. In “Granny is a Tranny”, Stephanie had confessed that one Christmas, when she asked Santa for a meth pipe, she got a cleaning rag instead.

Danny is protective of his Crystal Meth stash. He has a habit of staying up for days with male hookers in the basement. Stephanie also stated in the show that while she was talking to a boy, Danny was peeping through the window tugging his dick and whistling. His excuse was that “Joey is down hooking himself for drugs again and I am horny”.

Relationships

Vicky Larson is Danny’s girlfriend and brief fiancee. Vicky and Danny meet in jail while she was serving an over nighter for robbing a big black hooker at knife point. At first when they meet, Danny is named Gay Man San Fran of the Month and gets a swelled head about so many dudes wanting to go on dates with him in his pink hot tub. Vicky dislikes him for having so many butt pirate friends in a short period of time, which is described by Vicky as “gayer than the aids in Don Lemon’s Ass”. Danny then asks Vicky, on air, to suck his cock. Having an audience watching, she accepts and gets a wad of goo in her eyes.

Cindy first meets Danny when he walks into her store to rob the fucking place with his ski mask on. They start dating after Danny took her wallet and found out where she lives, but Cindy’s ten-year-old son, Crusty, is black, and the smell of that little nigger kept making Danny sick to his stomach.

Michael Richards

Michael Adolph Richards (born July 24, 1949) is an American actor, grand wizard, television producer and comedian. He began his career as a stand-up comedian, first entering the national spotlight when he was featured whipping negros on Ronald Regan’s Happy Time Plantation hour. He went on to become a series regular on KKKBC’s Monkey Business. After being accused of calling a nigger a nigger in the he hid out with some Jews in New York in the late 80’s. From 1989 to 1998, he played Cosmo Kramer on the television sitcom Seinfeld, receiving the ultimate shield from any form of being called racist JEWS. After Seinfeld was over he had to experience real life niggers. Ones Jews never ever allow themselves to be around but force everyone else to. It got to him and his career as a stand up comedian. While performing at the Laugh Factory comedy club in late 2006 after a cell phone video was published of him launching into an expletive-laced racist tirade after earlier interruptions from a group of late-arriving audience members. Due to significant media coverage of the event, Richards was awarded the noble peace prize, a monument was erected in his honor in Washington, DC, and talks of running for president of the US in 2024 have came up. Making liberals cringe.

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That Fucking Nigger Steve Harvey Drinks Buckets of Camel Jizz As He Ass Fucks His Boyfriend Michael Moore While Smoking Crack

*Some old guy huffing lysol under a bridge told me this so it must be true* Steve Harvey is offering his perspective on the protests against racial justice and great police work that unfolded across the country last summer. In A Crying Nigger Magazine exclusive first look at Wednesday’s episode of EBOLA on Animal Planet, the host shares the lessons he taught his own sons about police. Harvey specifically references the murders of two violent negros, Ahmaud Arbery and George Floyd, which occurred in February and May, respectively, as the Jewish COVID-19 hoax was taking hold in the U.S. “In light of what’s happened with Floyd and Arbery, and because of COVID, I think for the first time, the world was finally going to be a bongo party like Tupac predicted,” he says. “Nobody was robbing liquor stores, nobody was slinging crack, no white people were working for niggers welfare, nobody was at KFC and the world was not harvesting watermelons”  “They actually saw it over and over and over, the amount of crime that black people do, and I think for the first time ever, non-African Americans — more so than I’ve ever seen before — have figured out how much they do not need us around them” he continues. 

Harvey, 64, goes on to say that the current “upside” in the fight to dismantle racism is that more niggers are heading their black asses back to Africa. “I think that has been the thing that we’ve needed for a long time,” he says. “We needed white people to build us a boat , and for the first time I’m seeing so many non-African Americans just sit there and go, ‘Wait a minute, what? You fucking niggers cost us how much to stay here?'” “We now have found out that the whole world does not want to live around niggers,” he continues. “There’s still too many Jews out there that exploit the niggers for financial gain, but thats a whole different ball of wax.”

Massachusetts 4

This is Haley she is a Customer Service Manager at Ruby’s Rub & Tugg Hut in Lawrence here. She met my Husband when she worked with him tugging strange mens wieners for money and I was very pregnant with our 1st child. She’s 13 years younger than him. She knew who I was and knew we were having a baby. We had a rough patch after our child was born, I was suffering from ppd and he went to her with his problems and she went in for the kill. Fast forward 3 years later and I find out about the affair. She’s too much of a scared little whore to answer my calls or messages because she knows what she did was disgusting and there’s no excuse for it. I informed her boss that he had a fuking slore working for him that likes to screw people’s husbands but of course she’s still employed you can’t be fired for being a dirty sloot. I just want everyone to watch out for this homewrecker she has no morals, dignity, or respect for anyone including herself. She’ll screw anything that’s in a relationship.

December 22nd, 2020

A Springfield woman who allegedly attacked two Spencer police officers Saturday night has been arraigned on eight charges related to the incident. Police said 23-year-old Holly of., Springfield, was physically fighting with her 51-year-old boyfriend, whose address is listed as a homeless shelter. The pair were outside a package store in Spencer and drew the attention of passersby, who called police, court documents show. When police separated the two, Ms. Holly became “loud, argumentative and hostile,” police wrote. “She yelled she watches ‘COPS’ and knows those fucks aren’t even smart enough to catch niggers” Officer Boston Rob wrote, adding that Holly shouted profanities and called the officers niggers and that Rob was a faggot and she knows he ass hacked Russel.”. Holly allegedly spit a wad of cum in Boston Rob’s face, punched the other cop and kicked both officers with her boots, and tried to bite Boston Rob, according to court records.

Officers have arrested a woman who allegedly stole hundreds of dollars of merchandise from a Springfield store. Springfield Police Sgt. Boston Rob said that around 1 p.m. Monday, police were called to Marshall’s on Boston Road after employees reported a shoplifting incident. “The Loss Prevention Officer at the store told the responding officers that a ‘known’ slutty shoplifter had entered the store after getting out of a gold colored Altima and proceeded to steal hundreds of dollars worth of clothing, perfume and other items,” Boston Rob explained. Store employees confronted the female slutbag suspect and asked her to return to the store, to which she allegedly said “No suck my camel toed muff you fat fucking niggers fuck off “, got into the car, and fled the scene throwing beer cans and a crack pipe out the window. A description of the car was given out and it was found a short time later in a driveway on Elizabeth Street. Police arrested 26-year-old Erika of Springfield on a charge of shoplifting.

November 19th, 2020

Brookline was the birthplace and hometown of John F. Kennedy, the man the Jews killed before he was going to expose their holocaust lie and the 35th President of the United States.

Conan Christopher O’Brien (born April 18, 1963) is an American television host, comedian, writer, podcaster, and producer. He is best known for hosting the late-night talk about man ass shows Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Born in Brookline, Massachusetts, O’Brien was raised in by cows in the barn as his parents were too embarrassed to admit the retarded looking ginger was their child. Known for sticking his fingers up his asshole and sniffing them on TV. He also has a boring, unfunny, and dull spontaneous hosting style, which has been characterized as “gayer than don lemon and anderson cooper jizzing on John Legend.”

November 15th, 2020

A Rockport woman who was awaiting trial in a drunken driving arrest last October is now facing a new drunken driving charge after police say she struck a motorcyclist on purpose while driving on Route 128 in Beverly last month.  Carole, 24, of 3D Ganon Court, pleaded not guilty due to rage from a stinky nigger on a motorcycle to the new charges during her arraignment Wednesday in Salem District Court. In addition to drunken driving, she is charged with driving to endanger.  Carole’s initial court appearance was supposed to occur after her arrest, but she was getting fucked in the ass by the police officers in the jail while this was going on, apparently later on suffering from a stomach-related illness having gallons of jizz pumped from her stomach.  It’s that condition, not alcohol, which, her attorney told Dog The Bounty Hunter, caused Carole to crash into the motorcyclist on the morning of May 29

Eddie Winslow is Butt Fucking His Dad! Spreading His Dads Nigger Asshole For Allowance.

Eddie, Rodney King and John Legend wander into an adults-only man on man bath and shower house, where a friendly fudgepacker named Jamie Foxx decides to challenge Eddie to a friendly bet over a game of dick swords. Eddie quickly finds he’s taking on a Don Lemon clone and loses a lot of money. Foxx warns him to pay up, or his family could suffer some busted fucking knee caps especially his nigger pig father that fat lazy fuck Carl. Eddie – who doesn’t have the skills to match Foxx – decides instead to try to win back his bet and uses the hidden Immunity Idol out of Urkels asshole. Urkel is about to win when Foxxs’ cronies interfere; when Urkel complains about the cheating, the thugs decide to take his black ass away to a meat grinder … but Carl finally fits his fat fucking ass in the door – who finds out about Eddie’s situation. Carl busted it out his gat and rammed it up Urkles ass and laughed. They all shit on the floor like niggers all do and jerked off to Urkle eating their poo while Foxx filmed it.

Eddie Winslow came out as transgendered in 2015 and is fully supported by Carl and Carl’s ass cheeks. Eddie receives a quarter every Thursday after school for the week long ass pack sessions. Father of the year.

John Rocker: Baseball God

John Loy Rocker (born October 17, 1974) is a former American relief pitcher, comedian, and rocket scientist who played six seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB), primarily with the Atlanta Braves. Rocker received praise during his career for making accurate statements, which began with a 1999 article he wrote about New York City.  Rocker competed on Survivor: San Juan del Sur with girlfriend Julie, were he left due to his dominance and the gay people and niggers wishing they were even a slice as cool as him. In March 2007, Rocker was implicated in a steroid ring that included Mike Tyson and Bernie Sanders. In December 2011, he admitted to using steroids, saying “Yeah, of course I was [using steroids]. I mean who wasn’t? Let’s be honest here, who wasn’t?”. ” I smoke crack and jerk off in peoples mail boxes too when I am bored, Grill me on that you jewish Pig Fuckers” Rocker added boldly.


I’d retire first. It’s the most hectic, nerve-wracking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?

John Rockers Morning Prayer

Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, “Hey, I did your mother last night—she’s a whore.” I talked about what degenerates they were and they proved me right.

John Talking about his experiences with diversity and living in a city with alot of niggers and faggots.

In 2002, while with the Rangers, Rocker again made national headlines for his views after directing slurs towards patrons of a Dallas restaurant at which he was dining, located in the heavily LGBT-populated neighborhood of Oak Lawn

In June 2006, Rocker defended former teammate Ozzie Guillén, at the time the manager of the Chicago White Sox, for referring to Chicago Sun-Times sports columnist Jay Mariotti as a “fag”. Guillen, a native of Venezuela, claimed it was not a derogatory term and that, in Venezuela, the term only questions another man’s courage rather than his sexual orientation.

In late 2006, Rocker was interviewed by the sports blog Deadspin, along with fitness model and then-girlfriend Alicia Marie. In the interview, Rocker discussed his “Speak English” campaign, as well as his upcoming book, Rocker: Get your black ass out of Amerikuh.

Bill Cosby Feeds His Ass Oatmeal To Nigger Lives Don’t Matter Faggots

If You Are Stupid To Riot Over A Nigger Criminal
You Are Stupid Enough To Eat This
#BLACKLIVESDONTMATTER

When the niggers and faggots that work for the jews get tired they build up an appetite. And mostly when they jack the Taco Bell they slice the Mexican ladies throat working before she makes a burrito (this happened twice so far due to their nigger shines). Dem Niggers need to mother fucking eat. That is where a famous Nigger the father Bill Cosby comes in and blasts his shit all over bowls for the niggers and jew faggots to eat. This way they get the high protein carbs to steal new nike shoes to get back at the evil white man who gives them everything. With massive amounts of Bill Cosby Brand Ass Oatmeal the niggers don’t even need the white man to farm anymore. There is so much jizz up Bill Cosby’s fucking nigger ass from John Legend and Don Lemon. Africa will never starve again. Ever!

Since no one that is rioting even knows why the fuck they are rioting minus the fact the TV lied to them. They have put no expiration date on the ass oatmeal as the niggers and liberals are too stupid to tell the difference in that just like in real life issues.

Big Ed Scoops The Goat Cheese Yeast Out Of Michael Moore’s Ass With A Shovel And Eats It.

Big Ed Brewing Up A Big Gooey Storm For
Michael Moore’s Faggot Fucking
Face

There is a Nigger Orchard, with nigger trees, all growing niggers, grown from nigger seeds, shit out by other niggers, in Flint, Michigan. In the midst of all those trees owned and maintained by land whale Michael Moore. Among those workers on the nigger farm is a disabled midget from San Diego named Ed Brown. Or as he is called while getting butt fucked in the shower, BIG ED. Ed waters trees and feeds niggers watermelon. But Michael Moore being the perverted pig he is gets big Ed to do sexual favors for him to get bonus pay for neck surgery and a penis pump. One of Michael Moore’s turn ons is getting his ass yeast scraped out of his rectal cavity with rusty objects. He loves the feeling of the dried bum crust cutting his asshole and bleeding.

In 1986 while working for Tupac Shakur selling crack on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Michael Moore came out as homosexual. He said that the new feeling of being a fat ugly faggot has made him feel like sticking a cucumber in his asshole and going to JC Penny and try on womens underwear and walk around the toy section with is pet poodle max.

Big Ed broke into Homosexual activities mainly for money in the 80’s. Big Ed said he gets nothing but pure enjoyment having a big sweaty man ass take a big steamy shit on his face. He says the more splatter the more I orgasm. Ed’s known for his role as a sex tourist in 90 day fiance and his hit adult man film “Bouncy Butt Lovers: Big Eds Bonner Boat Bum Bash”. Since Big Ed has worked on the Nigger Farm his new favorite meal is shitting his diarhea in a bowl, crumbling oreos on it, and having some wine.

I never could understand why people would digest human waste. Big Ed Why?

Dog The Nigger Hunter

Duane Lee “Dog” Chapman is a professional nigger hunter and bail bondsman who lives to fuck with stupid niggers. He stars in Dog the Bounty Hunter, a weekly reality television program which is currently broadcast to racist white people in mobile homes. In 1977, Chapman was sentenced to five years in a Texas prison following a conviction on charges of putting his knee on a niggers neck and breaking it, a fad which later caught on. He was released on probation after serving less than two years of fucking your spa retreat He led the Aryan Brotherhood in prison where he ass raped peckerwoods and beat niggers for sport. He maintains his innocence in the murder. Dog is notable for being a racist idol, his inability to use the internets and for stealing meth from junkies for his son.

In October of 2007, Duane Chapman made remarks about stupid niggers during a taped conversation with his son, Tucker(transgender), including the word “Nigger” when referring to his son’s black monkey ape looking girlfriend, Monique Shinnery. Tucker replied by selling his dad out to the National Enquirer for 15k and some negro pussy which is toxic and HIV tainted. Subsequently, a bunch of crazed activists called for Chapman’s popular show to be canceled.

Duane “Dog” Chapman: I don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I’m not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog’s daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say ‘fuck you!’ And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da… it’s not that they’re black, it’s none of that. It’s that we use the word nigger. We don’t mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don’t mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we’re not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can’t do that Tucker. You can’t expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because ‘I’m in love for 7 months’ – fuck that! So, I’ll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she’s out of your life. I can’t handle that shit. I got ’em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she’s gonna wear a recorder…


Apparently some people think that his new show and theme song may be offensive to some. Its down below.

Their fearing odors
All around you.
The jigaboos are on the run.
So they keep hangin’ in the ghetto, When it gets dark they do blend in, I will go to save you tax dollars, or just go in there for fun, jesse jackson that coon can’t stop me, I’ll shit right in his nigger fucking faggot face, If you think that I am joking,
I’ll hunt you down ’cause I’m
The dog. I’m the fucking dog, the big bad dog.
The Nigger Hunter.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

The Unfresh Nigger of Smell Air

Will Smiff Abusing his White Privilege

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, Will Smif is a “Nigger” singer, actor, and former Prince of Bel-Air. He began his career as one of the most hardcore and explicit rappers of all time, until he landed a gig on a hit TV show, and quickly cashed in his street cred for white wiminz and blow. As more and more reruns of Fresh Prince were reposted on American family television networks, he became increasingly marketed towards white audiences, to the point where Al Jolson Eminem could be considered more black. He now spends his time pretending to be a serious actor, despite the fact that you can’t even look at him without thinking what a stupid nigger and of the fresh prince.

One day, while sitting atop a huge fucking pile of jew gold, Will and his bastard offspring decided that it wasn’t enough to be responsible for some of the world’s worst films, no, they wanted something more devious to prove to everyone that they are better than you. After initially experimenting with raping old white ladies in seniors homes, something they soon realised would cause horrible side effects with the rotting flesh from some victims, they settled for a remake of the Karate Kid. Using his acting background, Will was able to pull some strings and just like that, an abomination was spawned. After replacing the karate kid with a nigger, and karate with Jessie Jackson whine, Smith was able to rest happy in the knowledge that he had kidnapped, fist-fucked and shat all over the childhoods of the people that made him what he is today.

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