Eddie, Rodney King and John Legend wander into an adults-only man on man bath and shower house, where a friendly fudgepacker named Jamie Foxx decides to challenge Eddie to a friendly bet over a game of dick swords. Eddie quickly finds he’s taking on a Don Lemon clone and loses a lot of money. Foxx warns him to pay up, or his family could suffer some busted fucking knee caps especially his nigger pig father that fat lazy fuck Carl. Eddie – who doesn’t have the skills to match Foxx – decides instead to try to win back his bet and uses the hidden Immunity Idol out of Urkels asshole. Urkel is about to win when Foxxs’ cronies interfere; when Urkel complains about the cheating, the thugs decide to take his black ass away to a meat grinder … but Carl finally fits his fat fucking ass in the door – who finds out about Eddie’s situation. Carl busted it out his gat and rammed it up Urkles ass and laughed. They all shit on the floor like niggers all do and jerked off to Urkle eating their poo while Foxx filmed it.
Eddie Winslow came out as transgendered in 2015 and is fully supported by Carl and Carl’s ass cheeks. Eddie receives a quarter every Thursday after school for the week long ass pack sessions. Father of the year.
Brookline was the birthplace and hometown of John F. Kennedy, the man the Jews killed before he was going to expose their holocaust lie and the 35th President of the United States.
Conan Christopher O’Brien (born April 18, 1963) is an American television host, comedian, writer, podcaster, and producer. He is best known for hosting the late-night talk about man ass shows Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Born in Brookline, Massachusetts, O’Brien was raised in by cows in the barn as his parents were too embarrassed to admit the retarded looking ginger was their child. Known for sticking his fingers up his asshole and sniffing them on TV. He also has a boring, unfunny, and dull spontaneous hosting style, which has been characterized as “gayer than don lemon and anderson cooper jizzing on John Legend.”
November 15th, 2020
A Rockport woman who was awaiting trial in a drunken driving arrest last October is now facing a new drunken driving charge after police say she struck a motorcyclist on purpose while driving on Route 128 in Beverly last month. Carole, 24, of 3D Ganon Court, pleaded not guilty due to rage from a stinky nigger on a motorcycle to the new charges during her arraignment Wednesday in Salem District Court. In addition to drunken driving, she is charged with driving to endanger. Carole’s initial court appearance was supposed to occur after her arrest, but she was getting fucked in the ass by the police officers in the jail while this was going on, apparently later on suffering from a stomach-related illness having gallons of jizz pumped from her stomach. It’s that condition, not alcohol, which, her attorney told Dog The Bounty Hunter, caused Carole to crash into the motorcyclist on the morning of May 29.
John Loy Rocker (born October 17, 1974) is a former American relief pitcher, comedian, and rocket scientist who played six seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB), primarily with the Atlanta Braves. Rocker received praise during his career for making accurate statements, which began with a 1999 article he wrote about New York City. Rocker competed on Survivor: San Juan del Sur with girlfriend Julie, were he left due to his dominance and the gay people and niggers wishing they were even a slice as cool as him.In March 2007, Rocker was implicated in a steroid ring that included Mike Tyson and Bernie Sanders. In December 2011, he admitted to using steroids, saying “Yeah, of course I was [using steroids]. I mean who wasn’t? Let’s be honest here, who wasn’t?”. ” I smoke crack and jerk off in peoples mail boxes too when I am bored, Grill me on that you jewish Pig Fuckers” Rocker added boldly.
I’d retire first. It’s the most hectic, nerve-wracking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?
John Rockers Morning Prayer
Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, “Hey, I did your mother last night—she’s a whore.” I talked about what degenerates they were and they proved me right.
John Talking about his experiences with diversity and living in a city with alot of niggers and faggots.
In 2002, while with the Rangers, Rocker again made national headlines for his views after directing slurs towards patrons of a Dallas restaurant at which he was dining, located in the heavily LGBT-populated neighborhood of Oak Lawn
In June 2006, Rocker defended former teammate Ozzie Guillén, at the time the manager of the Chicago White Sox, for referring to Chicago Sun-Times sports columnist Jay Mariotti as a “fag”. Guillen, a native of Venezuela, claimed it was not a derogatory term and that, in Venezuela, the term only questions another man’s courage rather than his sexual orientation.
In late 2006, Rocker was interviewed by the sports blog Deadspin, along with fitness model and then-girlfriend Alicia Marie. In the interview, Rocker discussed his “Speak English” campaign, as well as his upcoming book, Rocker: Get your black ass out of Amerikuh.
When the niggers and faggots that work for the jews get tired they build up an appetite. And mostly when they jack the Taco Bell they slice the Mexican ladies throat working before she makes a burrito (this happenedtwice so far due to their nigger shines). Dem Niggers need to mother fucking eat. That is where a famous Nigger the father Bill Cosby comes in and blasts his shit all over bowls for the niggers and jew faggots to eat. This way they get the high protein carbs to steal new nike shoes to get back at the evil white man who gives them everything. With massive amounts of Bill Cosby Brand Ass Oatmeal the niggers don’t even need the white man to farm anymore. There is so much jizz up Bill Cosby’s fucking nigger ass from John Legend and Don Lemon. Africa will never starve again. Ever!
Since no one that is rioting even knows why the fuck they are rioting minus the fact the TV lied to them. They have put no expiration date on the ass oatmeal as the niggers and liberals are too stupid to tell the difference in that just like in real life issues.
There is a Nigger Orchard, with nigger trees, all growing niggers, grown from nigger seeds, shit out by other niggers, in Flint, Michigan. In the midst of all those trees owned and maintained by land whale Michael Moore. Among those workers on the nigger farm is a disabled midget from San Diego named Ed Brown. Or as he is called while getting butt fucked in the shower, BIG ED. Ed waters trees and feeds niggers watermelon. But Michael Moore being the perverted pig he is gets big Ed to do sexual favors for him to get bonus pay for neck surgery and a penis pump. One of Michael Moore’s turn ons is getting his ass yeast scraped out of his rectal cavity with rusty objects. He loves the feeling of the dried bum crust cutting his asshole and bleeding.
In 1986 while working for Tupac Shakur selling crack on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Michael Moore came out as homosexual. He said that the new feeling of being a fat ugly faggot has made him feel like sticking a cucumber in his asshole and going to JC Penny and try on womens underwear and walk around the toy section with is pet poodle max.
Big Ed broke into Homosexual activities mainly for money in the 80’s. Big Ed said he gets nothing but pure enjoyment having a big sweaty man ass take a big steamy shit on his face. He says the more splatter the more I orgasm. Ed’s known for his role as a sex tourist in 90 day fiance and his hit adult man film “Bouncy Butt Lovers: Big Eds Bonner Boat Bum Bash”. Since Big Ed has worked on the Nigger Farm his new favorite meal is shitting his diarhea in a bowl, crumbling oreos on it, and having some wine.
I never could understand why people would digest human waste. Big Ed Why?
Duane Lee “Dog” Chapman is a professional nigger hunter and bail bondsman who lives to fuck with stupid niggers. He stars in Dog the Bounty Hunter, a weekly reality television program which is currently broadcast to racist white people in mobile homes. In 1977, Chapman was sentenced to five years in a Texas prison following a conviction on charges of putting his knee on a niggers neck and breaking it, a fad which later caught on. He was released on probation after serving less than two years of fucking your spa retreat He led the Aryan Brotherhood in prison where he ass raped peckerwoods and beat niggers for sport. He maintains his innocence in the murder. Dog is notable for being a racist idol, his inability to use the internets and for stealing meth from junkies for his son.
In October of 2007, Duane Chapman made remarks about stupid niggers during a taped conversation with his son, Tucker(transgender), including the word “Nigger” when referring to his son’s black monkey ape looking girlfriend, Monique Shinnery. Tucker replied by selling his dad out to the National Enquirer for 15k and some negro pussy which is toxic and HIV tainted. Subsequently, a bunch of crazed activists called for Chapman’s popular show to be canceled.
Duane “Dog” Chapman: I don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I’m not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog’s daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say ‘fuck you!’ And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da… it’s not that they’re black, it’s none of that. It’s that we use the word nigger. We don’t mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don’t mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we’re not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can’t do that Tucker. You can’t expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because ‘I’m in love for 7 months’ – fuck that! So, I’ll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she’s out of your life. I can’t handle that shit. I got ’em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she’s gonna wear a recorder…
Apparently some people think that his new show and theme song may be offensive to some. Its down below.
Their fearing odors All around you. The jigaboos are on the run. So they keep hangin’ in the ghetto, When it gets dark they do blend in, I will go to save you tax dollars, or just go in there for fun, jesse jackson that coon can’t stop me, I’ll shit right in his nigger fucking faggot face, If you think that I am joking, I’ll hunt you down ’cause I’m The dog. I’m the fucking dog, the big bad dog. The Nigger Hunter. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
In West Philadelphia, born and raised, Will Smif is a “Nigger” singer, actor, and former Prince of Bel-Air. He began his career as one of the most hardcore and explicit rappers of all time, until he landed a gig on a hit TV show, and quickly cashed in his street cred for white wiminz and blow. As more and more reruns of Fresh Prince were reposted on American family television networks, he became increasingly marketed towards white audiences, to the point where Al Jolson Eminem could be considered more black. He now spends his time pretending to be a serious actor, despite the fact that you can’t even look at him without thinking what a stupid nigger and of the fresh prince.
One day, while sitting atop a huge fucking pile of jew gold, Will and his bastard offspring decided that it wasn’t enough to be responsible for some of the world’s worst films, no, they wanted somethingmore devious to prove to everyone that they are better than you. After initially experimenting with raping old white ladies in seniors homes, something they soon realised would cause horrible side effects with the rotting flesh from some victims, they settled for a remake of the Karate Kid. Using his acting background, Will was able to pull some strings and just like that, an abomination was spawned. After replacing the karate kid with a nigger, and karate with Jessie Jackson whine, Smith was able to rest happy in the knowledge that he had kidnapped, fist-fucked and shat all over the childhoods of the people that made him what he is today.
Although Joey is not related to the Tanner family, he mostly acts as a creepy pedophile to the kids. There was some tension between Joey and Jesse Mullet Pussy when they first move in, but they quickly become good faggot friends who share each others dildos. He usually handles the day-to-day raising of the kids by doing chores like making shitty meals, driving the kids to score drugs (Like Meth for Steph), and after school activities ), and helping the kids with their tampons. He also gives D.J. her first grown up cock for her 18th birthday.
Throughout the series, Joey has held various stupid shit jobs in addition to his work as a male prostitute in bath houses. In seasons two and three, he and Jesse work in strip clubs together. They end up forming 2 Faggots on A POGO Stick Services, which they use to entertain old gay faggots like Anderson Cooper and Doogie Howser for television and radio ads. In “Joey Goes Anal”, Joey wins a role in Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello’s new sitcom Cum Dumpsters and Old Hags.
Joey’s most successful job is as Ranger Blow on an afternoon Adult Hard Core Gay Pornographic show. Ranger Blow’s sidekick is his wise-cracking ventriloquist dildo Mr. Woodcock. In “Radio Days”, he is fired when he does not have sex with women well with his new on-screen partner, Jungle Jenny, who happens to be the boss’s slutty big titted wife. Later in that episode Joey tests positive for the HIV virus that causes AIDS after an all night bum fuck date with Magic Johnson, Joey and Jesse become partners again in an afternoon radio show called, “Hush Hour Anal Bead Renegades” on FM KBBL BUCKDOWNLOW 95.
Joey and Danny have been ass pirate friends since February 23, 1968, in elementary school. When Danny gave Joey his first nut rub and wiener tug underneath the slide at lunchtime.
Joey has off-and-on-again relationships with both men and women. They do not last long as he is a pathetic piece of shit and is better off just blowing his money on cheap nigger hookers named Lexi. His dates include Danny’s brother BuffChuck, Cheryl (Herpes Model), Miley Cyrus, Oprah Winfrey, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Will Smith, Demi Levato, and Garth Brooks.
Joey meets Cheryl when he tries to rape her at knife point in the park in Oakland. Whilst the night does not work out well for the crusty old bitch, he begins to date her and rapes her on the second date.
Look at this fucking clown all high on crack. Only people on drugs laugh and act like this piece of fucking work. Fucking disgrace.A bigger disgrace than the yellow phlemn fungus found in month old dried out elephant shit
The Rest Of The Full House Faggot Gang
Danny Tanner – Pedophile A father of three little girls and depressed widower who masturbates to peewee football. (character based on IRL Bob Saget).
Jesse – A self proclaimed ladies man and a pretentious Elvis wannabe son of a bitch with a faggot fucking mullet who wants to be a “rock and roll” star although he has no actual talent and is a failure as a parent. He desperately needs a hair cut on several cases of it being mistaken for Michelle Obama’s Muff Hair.
Rebecca – Jesse’s wife, coming from a white town in Nebraska. Teaches her housemates square dancing, therefore making her the object of white trash in the house. She is a hardcore supporter of the KKK and believes that white revolution is the only solution.
D.J. Tanner – Teenage Mary Sue, a over- emotional fat cow who is constantly getting in trouble for offering blowjobs to desperate nerds.
Stephanie Tanner – Middle daughter played by Jodie Sweetin, before she discovered the wonders of meth, she now stars on the popular Nickelodeon show TruJew as the goofy sidekick who helps an Adolf Hitler look a like educate youth about the dangers of drugs and jews.
Michelle Tanner – Youngest of the daughters; known for getting raped nearly every other episode. Portrayed by the Olsen twins.
Nicky and Alex – Jesse’s Aspie children who are constantly abused and molested by their parents to the amusement of the audience. The best episode is when they let them go to Michael Jackson’s house.
Steve Hale – D.J.’s forced boyfriend and frequent cannabis user. He always want to get some but DJ is too busy eating to even notice.
Kimmy Gibbler – Giant enemy crab and all out closet case. Unbeknownst to the Tanner family, she ends up becoming famed porn star and staring in the video “2girls1cup”Joey still denies having sex with her.for her father to watch.
“When Cosby was done, there was a horrible mess of semen all over my face. I bordered on vomiting. He was mumbling that I had been blessed with his semen as if it was holy water.”—Linda Ridgeway Whitedeer……” Ridgeway took concerted steps meant to influence the public’s perception of whether Cosby was, in fact, a sexual predator. —Judge Sandra Lynch, pointing out that Linda Ridgeway is a whore
Bill Cosby is an American born nigger who was framed for rape by white devils who are jealous. They are all jealous of his pudding pops. So the evil white people wanted to smear the black community for years accusing them of rape. Then when Bill Cosby could be set up they did it to get his magic Jello Pudding recipe. Show those niggers there place whitey its all about the Jello.
“She says the darnest things when I stick my fingers up her bum” Bill Cosby
Carlton Jamar “Nigger Carl” Otis Watermelon Winslow, who originally appeared in the Perfect Strangers episode “At least were not niggers”, is the son of Rosa Parks and the late Apes of Zaire, brother-in-law of Whitney Houston and the father of Eddie and a couple of nigger hoes, uncle of that little nigger from little rascals and adoptive father of the late Tupac Shakur. He is a short-tempered person when his order is fucked up at the KFC drive thru. He mentioned in the season one episode “The Mama Who Came to Dinner” as being the guy that spray painted “all niggers GO BACK TO AFRICA” on the police station so he could get a raise due to racism. It was amazing he pulled it off alone as a nigger who could write so it could be read.
Carl is constantly horny and always being bothered by his pesky neighbor, Steve Urkel, who he bum hacks violently when he feels an urge. Although Steve is relentlessly annoying and has no fucking use in life either than for Carl to pump his four eyed monkey ass full of cum. So in Season 4 Carl drops Urkle off in downtown Chicago and let the gang niggers rape him to death and he is never mentioned again.Carl is an officer for the Chicago Police Department because of Jesse Jackson and equal rights. Carl scored Dead Last in every grade to become a cop. But since he was a nigger they had to hire him and can’t fire him. USAUSA or Israel Israel Israel. He takes his job as a fucking joke like niggers take everything handed to them. Fitting into the nigger stereotype, he has an avid love for chicken, watermelon, and raping fat white hoes. This plays into the fact that he is a fat fucking nigger. Carl is also the only character to appear in every single episode of the series mainly due to the fact that he has no where else to go as he is a useless nigger.