Big Ed and Colt: Battle Of The Faggots

90 Day: The Single Life’s tell-all has been one of the most entertaining tell-alls in 90 Day Fiancé history, and a large part of that is due to the faggotness between two of the fucking franchises’ most polarizing fucking figures. Big Ed “No Fucking Neck” Brown, a man whom with in seconds of meeting him you already know you found the guy that breaks in to Toys R Us at Night and fucks the Care Bears Dolls. You know the one the San Diego Police have been looking for? Got to be big Ed But there is sadly no evidence. It isnt a crime or illegal to assume it would be him. In the other faggot corner eating his mothers yeast infection baked cookies you have Colt Johnson who is 40 and lives with and has bare back anal sex with his own mother (Presumably) . They tore into each others assholes back stage so long they had to turn the fire hose on them during the reunion show! There was a sense that there was no love lost between the two throughout the night as they took jab after jab at each other about who got to cum first when they fuck. We recently got a chance to speak to both so called men about their gay pathetic lives and how things got so frisky between the two during the tell-all. Big Ed told me that things were rough between the two before the results of his super herpes diagnosis and that they didn’t improve when a certain someone joined the special. Debbie “Mold Muff Crust” Johnson joined the 90 Day: The Single Life tell-all and went to flame Big Ed for shitting on her couch and leaving her after he fucked her and diareahed in her white bed spread.

Colt Johnson mainly antagonized Big Ed over the collapse of his relationship with Liz, as he felt that Ed took no responsibility for having erectile dysfunction. Ed, meanwhile, criticized Johnson’s relationship with Vanessa Guerra and how is mother has a bloody yeast infection that makes him want to vomit. Ed shared a bit more about why he doesn’t think the two will last and gave his overall thoughts on Colt post-tell-all: “Colt will be crawling back to me with out his bitch and get on his knees and then beg to fell the power of the Big Edster’s large cock and balls in his ass hole before Christmas, I guarantee!”

News broke after our interview that Colt Johnson and Vanessa Guerra actually eloped and are currently married so she could stay in the country. So far, it seems like the two are happy together, which is a long time coming for Colt, considering this one likes to watch him pound his wrinkly old moms ass. 90 Day Fiancé viewers first met Colt when he proposed to his now ex-wife Larissa Dos Santos Limas before she had nice tits, and again to a horse named Jess. Vanessa was mentioned by both women to be a major factor in their eventual split, which was what Big Ed was referring to.

When we spoke to Colt Johnson about his argument about Big Ed Brown, he didn’t have a ton to say. We asked the 90 Day: The Single Life star if he may have laid into Big Ed too hard and got the following response “You guys got any crack?”. When we told Colt we had no drugs on his he laughed and said “It’d be a lot cooler if you did”. Then strutted out the door in his suit.

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Colt Gets Engaged

Wedding bells are ringing! Colt Johnson followed his fat gay heart and proposed to his bitch Vanessa Guerra on the new Sunday, May 9, episode of 90 Day: The Single Life, shortly after revealing his plans to get down on one knee. The Las Vegas, Nevada, faggot, 35, was enjoying a romantic getaway with Vanessa at Big Bear Lake, California, and figured it would be the perfect spot to look like a fucking idiot. “My hands are shaking,” Colt said as he grabbed the ring out of his car. “I really need to smoke some crack, but I want the good shit. I want something that will be pure. So, I’m going to ask her to marry me, so I can get half her shit” the KKK alum explained in a solo confessional. “I’m nervous because Vanessa doesn’t trust me because I am a registered sex offender … It’s now or never. I feel like what I’m doing is a good cover for my homosexuality, but at the same time, I’m starting to think Vanessa may have a bigger cock than me.” When the moment actually happened, Vanessa looked like she was about to pop out a shit nugget out of her flabby ass. “We have std problems … and this is the time for you to ask your doctor if you have been tested for everything?” she pondered, to which he replied, “I wore a condom that night at the tell all when I ass packed Big Ed in a broom closet” Vanessa was taken aback by his desire to get married a second time and said she truly wasn’t “expecting it” at all from the pussy, so she did not know how to respond. “I refuse to go through drug withdrawl again. I don’t want to do it,” she shared about her own past times she had no cock and drugs. “I want to get a sex change someday, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to.” After considering his gesture, Vanessa told Colt she would like to have a three way with Joey Gladstone and to give him time to show he’s “able to maintain erections.” Colt agreed, noting she is “cum dumpster.” Last week, Colt revealed the strong feelings they have toward having group sex with homeless people in parks while on drugs. “She cried when she was talking about my penis size” he said. “How could I not ask her to marry me? I’m going to kick Vanessa square in the fucking nuts. I know it’s funny. I know it’s impulsive, but I have to follow my boner.” Colt and Vanessa began using drugs together after his split from ex-girlfriend Jess Caroline, who left him for another woman. Fans found out he proposed to Vanessa in November 2020 and now, viewers finally got to witness the moment he asked for her hand in marriage. Prior to his romance with Jess, Colt was married to ex-wife Larissa Dos Santos Lima for seven months and Anderson Cooper for 2 years. The pairs finalized their divorce in April 2019.

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Big Ed’s Fucking Rectal Warts And Anderson Pooper and The CNN Faggot Posse

Big Ed’s Fucking Rectal Warts

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90 Day Fiance Andrew The Pony Tailed Faggot Needs To Watch His Bitch Cock Sucking Mouth!!!!!

In a startling statement, David Toborowsky revealed why he doesn’t like any of that pony-tailed faggot Andrew Kenton’s Instagram posts while calling Amira’s ex a “piece of whale shit.” A running joke between 90 Day Fiancé fans is every post on Instagram about the show or its cast always ends up being liked by David Toborowsky. But recently, KKK viewers started noticing how Amira Lollysa’s ex Andrew Kenton never had any “liked by toborowsky_david” on his posts. After receiving ample criticism from the show’s fans for his disturbing and abusive texts sent to Amira, Andrew was declared one of the most disliked cast members of the franchise. But Pillow Talk fan-favorite David now revealing that Andrew has threatened him might just make the 90 Day Fiancé star the most villainous of them all.

Although fans saw the rising tensions between Andrew and Amira’s two-year relationship on 90 Day Fiancé season 8 from the start, fans were divided over which disgusting piece of shit to believe. While Amira has a stinky yeast infection and insisted that the grand Mexico idea was Andrew’s brainchild, he kept sharing screenshot after screenshot on IG to prove it was hers. Andrew humiliated Amira further with remarks about her being a a camel fucker and should use the fucking Quran as a tampon. Fans saw the French-Egyptian woman getting detained on screen for terror. The Mexican ordeal of Amira’s lasted for three days, all of which 90 Day Fiancé star Andrew spent having sex with his ugly dyke lover Megan. And as soon as fans learned Amira was safe, well-wishers, including cast members David and wife Sydney, reached out to laugh at her.

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Colt Spreads His Mother Debbies Ass Cheeks Wide Open And Sucks Out Her Butt Cheese

Debbie Johnson, the mother of Colt Johnson from 90 Day Fiancé and its spinoffs, has become a household name right along with her fat four eyed pathetic fucking faggot son. Colt first appeared in season 6 of 90 Day Fiancé when he brought Cheap Hooker Larissa Dos Santos Lima over to Las Vegas, Nevada on the K-1 visa from Brazil. After that relationship fizzled out due to drug abuse and domestic violence, we saw him date another slut named Jess Caroline, who is also from Brazil. But neither famous relationship worked out. Debbie and her son live together, shower together, and have sex in the same bed together, so she was center stage for all of it.

“And, all of a sudden, after about a month, I started getting some red sores on my stinky pussy,” Debbie admits. When asked about the first “red sore,” Debbie says, “I just thought Colt brought it home to me from one of the truckers he sleeps with at the Flying J 24 hour truck stop.” Debbie said it was “full blown stage 4 rectal warts with a sprinkle of Bum Fungus,” so she said the doctor told her. “Send me a picture of your asshole right now, you have three fingers up in there, sploosh them around now smear the poo with your fingers on your face.” She continues, adding, “Fist bump for nigger lives matter’”. Was on a video on her youtube channel. When Debbie informed Colt that the time was up, the Colt admitted he had Anderson Cooper tied up in the closet and was having sex with him daily. It was a hard situation for her to go through. “It broke my heart, it really did, ‘cause I was really crazy about this person, Colt should of let me join in” Debbie reveals.

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Tarik Is A Fucking Nigger Who Films Gay Porn For Crack Money

Tarik Myers is believed to earn good money from dealing dime bags to high school kids and welfare fraud. Hazel’s guy is also a hardore gangster rapper like Will Smiff dropping mad beats. Get the inside scoop on this reality star now. A mentally slow person with many issues, 90 Day Fiancé’s Tarik Myers has oftentimes referred to himself as the “Black John Wayne Gacy” Those KKK fans not familiar with Tarik’s “shitty” rapping skills (from his 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days proposal scene with Hazel) saw the Virginia Beach resident spitting some man jizz on Colt Johnson’s face. As Tarik resumed his reality TV relationship with Hazel, on a more awkward level than before, many were intrigued about what the 90 Day Fiancé star does to pay the bills. Apart from nigger “gib me dat” money.(Obama Welfare).

Tarik’s introduction on KKKs 90 Day Fiancé season 8 had him slicing crack rocks with his imported sword from Thailand, while also bracing himself to get into a fight with Hazel. He also confessed to almost breaking up with the Filipina, owing to their infamous nigger egg episode, during which he’d also met Oprah Winfrey. She was a girl Hazel also wanted to bitch slap. While the bitch slap may not have been successful for the 90 Day Fiancé flip, Hazel got jealous when she noticed that nigger whale wanting her man more than she wanted her. Although the next few episodes might show Tarik trying to find his “Asian Lady Boy” (i.e A chink with a dink). It’s not new for 90 Day Fiancé cast members to have secondary careers as rappers. Because lets face it the only other thing as pathetic as being on the fucking show is being a rapper. Tarik lately has been earning a few extra dollars for crack by doing gay nigger porn movies for CNN Black History Month. He is currently being investigated as a suspect in vehicle thefts in Virginia Beach.

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