Big Ed Sucks The Diarrhea Out Of Stray Cats Assholes With A Straw When He Is High As Fuck On Meth

Ed Needs To Check His White Privilege, Get Quadruaple Vaxxed with All His Boosters, Donate To Climate Change. Then He Can Keep Sucking The Poop Out Of Cats Rectums As Long As He Shows His Vaxx Passport. But No ID to Vote As Many Times As He Wants For Democrat.

Fucking Big Ed just won’t quit. He went to his local dealer and bought some grade A meth. Instead of building model airplanes or chewing on and licking his mother’s piss stained depend diapers to get high like he normally does he found a new hobby. A hobby so sick I thought Only Will Smith still practiced this rich African tradition. One so sick and vile that even most Africans would be insulted today by it. It comes from the Upukoko Tribe relatives of Barak Obamas and Don Lemons. He runs around the streets usually in jogging pants. Some times pants less with his shit stained teenage mutant ninja turtle under wear and a fag bag around his waist full of straws .When He sees a cat he grabs it by its hind legs rams the straw as far up its fucking asshole that he can then sucks and sucks. The brown goo fills his mouth as he jerks off. The poor cat, although often times alive often passes out from weakness. Just for a fix. This isn’t the first time we here have reported about Ed and his cat adventures and it probably will not be the last. The SPCA has been warned and Ed has been on the run ever since.

Other Adventures Of Big Ed

https://www.mattorton.com/2022/01/15/big-ed-butt-fucks-the-homeless-every-tuesday-in-the-park/
https://www.mattorton.com/2021/03/16/big-ed-grabs-that-faggot-andrew-by-the-pony-tail-and-fucks-him-up-the-ass/
https://www.mattorton.com/2020/06/27/big-ed-scoops-the-goat-cheese-yeast-out-of-michael-moores-ass-with-a-shovel-and-eats-it/
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