September 13th, 2021
A Crystal City woman has been caught attempting to import a significant quantity of cocaine into the country, U.S. border agents report. The slut bag, who was driving a commercial truck loaded with watermelons and chicken (with Black Lives Matter spray painted on the side), attempted to cross into America on July 29. The woman known as Britt, said she was donating efforts to fight racism, Upon further inspection of the truck, and hearing Britt laugh everytime she seen a stupid nigger walking around. U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers discovered a number of bags hidden among the cargo. The substance inside the bags tested positive for cocaine, officials said. The total amount of drugs seized was 31.5 kilograms. “Utilizing high-tech tools, our frontline CBP Officers used a combination of their training and experience to detect and seize 69.5 pounds of cocaine in the cargo environment,” said area port director Dog The Bounty Hunter, Port of Entry, in a release. “The ability to facilitate lawful trade and travel while sustaining a focus on enforcement, is critical to our border security mission.” Charges are pending against the suspect, who has a nice set of titties.