Two women were arrested on June 17 after Brandon Police say they spent months stealing more than $100,000-worth of items from Walmart stores in several Manitoba walmarts. Mary, 21, and Melinda 18, are facing numerous counts of Organized Retail Theft according to the Brandon Police Department. According to Brandon PD, the investigation began in March of 2021 when Walmart Loss Prevention noticed a series of unusual odd transactions involving an in-store scanning app. The suspects would enter each store and scan the items using a smartphone so they could use the quick pay at checkout. It was the first time in Walmart history white people have ever stolen that much. It leaves authorities baffled as to why they would choose a shitty store to shop lift in. Trying to blend in with natives didn’t work for these bitches.
August 12th, 2021
On July 8th, 2021, around 4:30am, Portage La Prairie RCMP responded to a theft in progress at a business located on Highway 1. A cave man looking male suspect was observed starting a garden tractor and attempting to load the fucking thing onto a utility trailer. The theft was stopped by a bi sexual turban wearing paki security officer name Ahkemeed and the caveman fled. The caveman’s vehicle involved has a distinctive rainbow penis decal in the rear driver’s side window that says “I love dicks in my mouth GO HABS GO!!!!” . Anyone with information about this incident is asked to call the Portage La Prairie RCMP at 204-857-4445
July 28th, 2021