April 24th, 2021
City police are investigating after a store employee sustained serious injuries during an armed robbery Tuesday morning. Police were called to a store in the 200 block of Pendygrasse Road at roughly 2:30 a.m. CST. When they arrived, they found a store employee had suffered “serious fucking injuries,” according to a police news release. Officers were told that at roughly 2:16 a.m. CST, a drugged up chug entered the store, located in Saskatoon’s Fairhaven hood, to make a purchase with real money and then left. The chug then reportedly returned to the store even higher on paint thinner and with his face covered, carrying what police said was a “pipe with a blade taped on the end of it.” The suspect allegedly assaulted the employee behind the till while demanding the Edmonton Eskimos change their name before fleeing on foot. The 20-year-old victim was taken to hospital. The suspect is described by police as being a chug in his late teens or early 20s and was roughly five-foot-seven. Police say he was wearing a black bunny hug that smelt like booze and garbage with red lettering on the back and left sleeve. He was also wearing a Chicago Bulls hat which may mean he is from a near by native reservation and behind the times. You see some kids on the reservation still try to act like American niggers from the late 80’s and early 90’s. Yes the natives in Canada are that far behind.
November 13th, 2020
Police have arrested Brittany Rose-ann Nashacappo, 26, who was wanted in relation to a stabbing in Saskatoon. Two injured people were reported at a government funded home in the 200-block of Borden Place on Jan. 13. Officers found two very very very fucking large women who were suffering from what appeared to be serious stab wounds to their blubber. Their current condition is unknown. They told police an altercation had occurred at a party in a home and they were stabbed by another chug woman high as fuck on household cleaners. The suspect then fled the scene. Police announced March 7 Brittany Rose-ann Nashacappo, 26, was taken into custody. She is off the streets for now but somehow this will be white peoples fault. Some how some way.