Surrey 2

A Paki who had recently moved to Canada for free money from Justin Trudeau had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the fucking Paki complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human poop and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded with what seemed to be a real turban scratcher, the Paki left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing. Three days later the Paki returned to the doctor “It’s a miracle!” he exclaimed “I got better overnight! How could have it worked?” to which the doctor replied “It was simple, you were homesick.”

May 30th, 2021

Surrey is a city in the province of British Columbia, Canada, located south of the Fraser River and north of the Canada–United States border. It is a member municipality of the Metro Vancouver regional district and metropolitan area. Mainly a suburban city, Surrey is the province’s second-largest by population after Vancouver
In 2016 the population was recorded at 517,887, an increase of 10.6% from 2011. This made it the 12th largest city in Canada, while also being the fifth-largest city in Western Canada (after CalgaryEdmontonWinnipeg and Vancouver).
Immigration to Surrey has drastically increased since the 1980s; this has created a more ethnically and linguistically diverse city. 52% do not speak English at all its a fucking joke it really is.

There is everything wrong with this one Dana.. She is a walking DRD and has a new boyfriend every week… why you may ask? She find a new companion then she cheats on them with a random booty call hook up from tinder. She has only fans and flaunts her nasty stretched cat. She thinks she is flawless but she is just as nasty as the men she works with in the pipelines. I don’t think I have ever met such a fake, excuse of a woman in my life. She will befriend you, just to steal your things and get you to buy drugs and do them with her….then she will try to sleep with your boyfriend she is absolutely repulsive!! I had a friend that wanted to hook up with her, come the moment he kicked her out because she smelled of cat piss and tuna. Eww….. not to mention this girl is as racist as racist can be! She is so fake, she befriended one of my friends to box braid her hair (who happens to be of colour), and then she goes and posts “support trump” Even though the bitch is Canadian and NOT ALLOWED TO CROSS THE BORDER due to her criminal record. She doesn’t care about anything but herself she is a disgusting human! 

May 4th, 2021

Julie- She is a NO TOAST BITCH

I went to this bitches house got drunk fucked her then when I left, there was nothing to steal so I pissed on her couch and stole her fucking toaster #winning HA HA JULIE #WINNING Where’s your toaster now NO TOAST Skankolasaurus HA HA HA BITCH! #WINNING#  Julie preaches positivity however is probably the most the negative and toxic person I’ve met. Especially a bitch who can not now make toast. A recovering crack addict that has replaced crack with dick and meth… you name it, MORE drugs. Sorry sweetie, you’re not sober if you’re popping roofies for fun on the weekend. She’s rumoured to be obsessive and will stalk and harass her exes and their new partners. A real treat! With no toast.

April 20th, 2021

April 20th, 2021

After a bank robbery took place in the Fleetwood area of Surrey, investigators are asking for help in identifying a nigger. Surrey RCMP stated today (February 25) that around noon on February 8, officers responded to a report about a jack move at a bank in the 15900 block of Fraser Highway. An unidentified stinky shit skin nigger suspect entered the bank, told employees that he was black and gay and loved Tupac and that he had a weapon, and demanded cash (probably for drugs). After employees gave him a sum of cash, he then ran from the premises like a nigger on fathers day. The suspect is described as a nigger who stinks and appears to be between 20 to 30 years old and is probably still able to pick cotton if reformed. LINK

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