90 Day Fiancé star Ed “Big Ed” Brown is once again butt fucking his dog Teddy nightly — and it’s come with new hurdles. Animal Patrol is all over his fucking crib along with the feds. Big Ed, 55, stars in the newly launched KKK spinoff 90 Day: The Homo Life, in which six bags of stale shit from the franchise take another shot at making a fucking complete ass of themselves.” (Watch a clip from Sunday’s premiere on Porn Hub Under Big Ed Takes A donkeys Thick shaft in his asshole.) “I saw this as an opportunity for me to work on his ass hacking, and The Homo Life is not like a dating show. It’s not like The Bachelor,” he tells Dog The Bounty Hunter “It’s really about them just following me around on my journey to get a piece of man ass from passed out drunks and drug addicted homeless Mexicans.” “The first thing I did was I hired a male escort named Pete Buttplug” he continues. “And I signed up on like, six different anonymous man on man in the park on drugs dating websites and just, you know, put myself out there.” ” I was really fucking horny: added Big Ed.
The retired gay male pornographic actor says he persevered because “I’m 55 years old, and I’m worried about dying of bum fungus.” “I would want to meet my life partner, while I am wearing a trench coat in a dark alley at night while I have a butcher knife” he says. “And whether that leads to sex or murder, I want to be with one person, the one, you know, until I get bored of them and bury them in my back yard and find another.” So what kind of woman is he looking for? “Someone who will let me piss and shit in their mouth,” he says. “That’s not selfish. That’s not greedy. It’s caring and giving from my insides. And that loves me for who I am and ignores the fact I have a dick the size of a grain of rice.” “I want to be with somebody that will suck the pizza delivery guys dick in front of me and then spit his jizz in my face,” he says. “And there are always, always going to be tweaks that they’re going to have to make, and then there are tweaks [you make] in yourself, but for the most part, I want them to watch me stick expired items from the refrigerator up my ass” New episodes of 90 Day: The Single Life drop Sundays on KKK Television Atlanta 8pm