“Will The Lowest Crack Head Nigger Alive” is the second episode of Season 1 of The UN- Fresh Nigger of Smell-Air.
The Niggers start their day off drinking malt liquor and eating cold chicken for breakfast. Fat Nigger Philip experiences throbbing vieny pulsing erections from watching Geoffrey bend over to pick stuff up. Meanwhile, Will is upstairs raping the corpse of a dead cat left by the garbage. Ashley then appears and asks why will is fucking supper? After Hilary wipes Carltons jizz off her chin, Philip unzips his fly and gives Geoffrey the Butler the Butt thrashing of his life. While Will and Carlton jerk off to it on the sofa. After sitting through hours of Geoffrey getting ass hacked with a gag ball, Will is jealous and tries to join in. When Phil throws Will away Carlton pulls out a 9mil and busts a cap in Geoffrey’s fucking head. Phil then looks all frustrated at loosing his boner and yells “Who the Fuck is going to clean this shit up? After another annoying day at work, Philip comes home to Geoffrey’s dead body in the foray surrounded by crusted blood, so he picks it up and drags it up to his room to rape it some more. Upon entering, he finds Will smoking crack while getting a blow job from his own Aunt Vivian. Will tells Phil to fuck off as he points a gun at him and then points it at his aunts head as she is crying humming the Aunt Jemima theme song.
Will’s new gay lover Marcelino from Love After Lock Up, who he claims is going to be Ashley’s new boyfriend. After Philip and Vivian leave, Will and Marcelino ass hack up a storm outside the mansion. Sometime later, the family is in the living room trying to enjoy their fried chicken, but not so much, Marcelino keeps yelling at Will to fuck him harder. Philip calls Will down to enjoy chicken with the family. Ashley comes downstairs, along with Marcelino and the family plays some MC Hammer Cassettes on the Boom Box. Philip tries to get Ashley to get a boyfriend her own age or one who isn’t a nigger or fucking gay like everyone else in the family. Later that night, Philip catches Marcelino trying to steal his car stereo. He gives the burnt tampon a choice. Suck his dick or die. Marcelino blew his balls try and the 2 are now lovers and living in Africa where they belong. Happy endings are the best.