Lithuania 3

When migrants come to Lithuania they make sure to bury the evidence quickly and claim they never came there. This way cows like the one below can roam around freely with no fear of a nigger or muslim raping it.

As you may already know, nobody really gives a fuck about Lithuania, not even the natives. However, there are some noteworthy Lithuanians that made a place in the state – either with their amazing discoveries or simply retarded sick fuckery. Lithuania is rumored to have hawt women. No evidence of this has ever been found. All the Lithuanian whores are drunk, raped and heavily beaten by their husbands/pimps – which is anything but beautiful. According to the local man-whores, “All the dum sluts is good foar is milkin’ cows and buyin’ me beer, ya.” However, one mighty lesbian goddess thought that it would be a great idea to join the parliament. Thanks to her endless promises of wildest riches and endless opportunities for all drunken Lit chavs, she has actually been ELECTED PRESIDENT OF LITHUANIA, HOLY FUCK. She even got re-elected in 2014. Now, the country is even more fucked up, and now it’s all her fault and everybody hates women even more. Plus she’s into karate and has a cuntgrip that can crush steel pipes. Putin shows up on occasion just to stick his head in there and feel the crush. Sick bastard, that. (encyclopedi Dramtica)

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