Two people in New Orleans have been charged for allegedly stealing a car and checkbooks from a nursing home patient Monday. According to the New Orleans Sheriff’s Office, 26-year-old Natalie is charged with forgery, possession of schedule I, possession of schedule II, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, illegal carrying of weapons, possession of a firearm by convicted felon, and on an outstanding arrest warrant for simple burglary. Megan 25, is charged with forgery and possession of schedule II. Deputies say on Monday, December 7, banking officials them that Natalie was attempting to cash a $7,200 check while Megan waited outside in the victim’s vehicle. Both Natalie and Megan were detained while N.O deputies and city police searched the stolen car. Deputies and officers say they recovered suspected methamphetamine, marijuana, a loaded firearm with multiple magazines, and several of the victim’s checkbooks from the car.
September 24th, 2020
She’s a fucking muff diver snapping on tuna salad all day, with a pink rubber dildo she can go all the way! She is Ellen , Fucking Dyke, She is Ellen rides a bike. She is Ellen has sex with mike no just kidding shes a fucking dike.!!! She use to have a three way love group with Rosie and Anna Garcia (fucking lesbos) scissor sex by the pool in dildo town. They flosss each others pubes out of their teeth with Rosie’s tampon sting. Most of the pubes are Rosie’s, could you imagine how sick those blubber airy greasy legs and ass crack look. Ellen munches on Rosies GUNT. But nothing can stop Ellens ragin love for butch dykes and she goes into Rosie’s Gunt with a fork and a bottle of Ketchup to mix with the quim and it is like an all you can eat while Anna laughs and films in for her cotton picker friend Jamie Foxx. Ellen was born in New Orleans or some shit hole town near there in Louisiana. She is not funny at all and a lesbian who looks like a 10 year old boy. She was born in 1959 which is the year of the dildo ironically enough. Her dream is to have Venus Williams shit in her mouth.
New Orleans Police have arrested a fat fucking nigger named Jacoby Trepagnier, 19, in connection with a Foucher Street shooting incident that occurred the day after KFC released the Chicken Dream Sandwich Supreme. At 3:24 p.m. on Dec. 26, a wild street pavement ape got mowed down like a mother fucking bitch but not kill da mofo. As investigation progressed in this incident, NOPD Sixth District detectives were able to positively identify Trepagnier as a nigger due to his foul odor and reference to watermelons. Search and arrest warrants were obtained by Inspector Gadget. On Jan. 2, Sixth District detectives and NOPD Violent Niggers and Jigaboos Squad officers executed warrants at Trepagnier’s Obama bought project house, locating Trepaginer listening to some Justin Bieber albums and arresting him without incident. Trepagnier was booked into the Orleans Nigger Storage Bin for attempted second-degree murder, not using soap, being to fat to locate his little wiener, and possession of a firearm by a stinky nigger.