September 14th, 2020
June 13th, 2020
This landlocked microstate between Austria and Switzerland is the birthplace of the greatest rap artist of all time, MC Hammer. Actually that’s not true at all — Liechtenstein only has 1 nigger that lives there. Nothing noteworthy has ever happened in Liechtenstein, a country routinely described as straight-up “boring,” which is why you’ll forget it as fast as you read this. So if you are in Europe and need a place to whack off or hide your drugs. Liechtenstein is the place. No one will steal it they are all white.