Punxsutawney is known for its Groundhog Day celebration each February 2, during which thousands of fucking retarded and inbred attendees and international media outlets visit the town for an annual weather prediction by the groundhog Punxsutawney Phil. If the groundhog sticks his head out. You are gay.
Breaking Amish some reality show worse than the shit we watch here is filmed in this area.
November 15th, 2020
A woman in Pennsylvania faces an aggravated assault charge after she allegedly threw hot coffee at state troopers. Pennsylvania State Police identified 26-year-old Sonja as the woman seen on surveillance video talking with troopers Monday afternoon at a BFS convenience store in Youngwood, Pa. The incident started when Sonja allegedly walked into the Burger King next door, went behind the counter and poured a cup of coffee on a fat nigger cops head. She then continued to make fun of the ape by taunting it with monkey sounds. Patrons laughed and yelled at the cop to eat chicken, which he did.
CORRY — City police accuse a Corry woman of biting an officer who was investigating a reported disturbance Sunday. Police charge that Caroline, 20, bit an officer on the arm as police were sent to a disturbance in the 500 block of Shady Avenue on Sunday at about 12:20 a.m. Police found Caroline intoxicated and lying by the side of the road. Police said Caroline refused to cooperate with officers and became disorderly and combative while violently ragingly frigging her camel toe mud flap vagina lips on the cold road.. Caroline was later arraigned by Greene Township District Judge Noura Salman on charges of aggravated assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, defiant trespass and public drunkenness. She remained in the Erie County Prison on Monday on $5,000 bond. Caroline is being tested along with the officer but it is not believed she is not toxic as she or her friends have no contact with niggers.
A Lancaster County woman named Kelly was not charged after Transportation Security Administration officers stopped her from boarding a plane at Harrisburg International Airport with a loaded gun in her carry-on luggage, the TSA said Monday. The incident occurred on Saturday, the TSA said. The 22.-caliber handgun was loaded with bullets and covered in cocaine residue. The cops took the bullets from the gun, snorted the left over blow, checked Kelly’s tits for a few hours to make sure there was nothing in them and then let the bitch go. After all they wanted her to be safe with the gun as a threat and figured she would just get bullets when she went for here weekly vacation to Colombia. She must love it there. These guys always buy her a ticket and she always goes and comes back with a lot of suitcases. Shopping must be nice there.
A North Wales man is facing multiple felony and misdemeanor charges after he allegedly exposed himself to four 11-year-old children in Springfield Township on Dec. 13. According to the Springfield Township Police Department, a male suspect was walking behind a group of four 11-year-old children along the 900 block of Willow Grove Avenue on Dec. 13 at 4:08 p.m. when he allegedly exposed himself to the children. Springfield Township Police then put out a public request for information on Facebook on Tuesday afternoon in the hopes of identifying the suspect. The suspect was ultimately identified as 22-year-old Christian Aristizabal, of the 400 block of Washington Avenue in North Wales Borough, and Aristizabal was subsequently taken into custody. LINK