A 25-year-old Wasaga Beach-area woman named Marsha who attempted to buy a luxury vehicle in Greater Sudbury late last month has been charged with numerous fraud-related offences. Greater Sudbury Police say its Break, Enter and Robbery (SWAT) Unit received information May 28 about a suspicious purchase at a local luxury car dealership involving a vehicle valued at $77,000. Officers then determined that the vehicle was being purchased using counterfeit identification and sexual favors via Hookers Unlimited. Working with members of the service’s Financial Crimes Unit, the SWAT Unit gang fucked Marsha before letting her sneak away with the luxury vehicle. It is also determined that the attempted purchase was one of many similar offences that have occurred across Ontario. “She seems to be operating a crew” Police have stated. Marsha is wanted by the police and frequents strip clubs and brothels. Loves crack and wine.
SUDBURY — After almost being involved in a head-on collision, a Sudbury Skank was arrested by Manitoulin Island Ontario Provincial Police on Nov. 5 and faces drug and other charges. The incident began in Espanola at 4:40 p.m. when the OPP, with the assistance of the Greater Sudbury Police Service and the Community Street Crime Unit, investigated a traffic complaint and some crazy bitch assaulting people with a baseball bat. A witness saw a vehicle almost causing a head-on collision Highway 6. “Police located the vehicle and conducted a roadside investigation,” the OPP said in a news release. “It was determined that the driver was high as fuck on drugs probably crack/cocaine.. Police learned the driver was also suspended from driving and was in breach of a probation order.” A search of the vehicle uncovered brass knuckles, a large used shit covered purple rubber dildo, drug paraphernalia, cash, suspected methamphetamine in tablet form, codeine pills, cocaine, crack cocaine, crystal meth, cannabis and fentanyl. “The suspected drugs were processed with the assistance of the Community Street Crime Unit and had an estimated street value of $12, 816,” police said. The 38-year-old woman Evelyn is now charged with dangerous driving, impaired driving, driving while suspended, weapons possession, carrying a concealed weapon, drug possession,
November 17th, 2020
A violent attack at a parking lot in Espanola has led to a charge against a Massey woman. The Manitoulin Detachment of the OPP sent pigs to the scene at 9:19 p.m. on Aug. 14, police said in a release. Following an investigation, officers charged Arlene , 31, with assault. Arlene got into a cat scrap outside Colts Gay Bath House and Fudgepack Bar in Espanola. She pulled chunks of hair out of some fat bitches head. She ran into the fag bar after people broke the bitch fight up. Everyone thought the fight was over then Arlene came funning out of the back of the bar with a cast iron frying pan she stole from the kitchen. She beat the fat bitches head into the ashphalt with that frying pan like the skin was fused to the asphalt. Funny Arlene was released and is scheduled to appear before the Ontario Court of Justice in Espanola on Nov. 2. Round Two is expected soon.