September 6th, 2020
“I feel safe and at home in Moncton, New Brunswick because everyone accepts me for being a flaming homo sexual as so are all the men here. It is comforting to know that homosexuals have a world capital in Moncton, New Brunswick.”- New Kids On The Block Lead Singer Lance Bass.
First thing I would like to say is dick cheese, dick cheese, dick cheese, boner forest, vaginal canyon, yeast infection volcano. The second is this bitch here on the right is Shelby. Shelby works at the website here and she just got back from Moncton new Brunswick and she slutted it up and got drunk there. She says every guy in Moncton has a rice dick like micro. Every woman she dyked out with had a vagina that reeked of old stale cheese that is stored in rosie odonells ass crack for centuries grows fucking cheese she explains. Micro dicks and vaginal cheese is Monctons new slogan. Shelby also wrote and signs a song for her new album “If you go to Moncton bring a dildo because there ain’t no wieners here” It is a cultural song said Moncton’s Mayor Peter Assfudgeman. It reflects on the struggle growing up in the hoods of Moncton with bum fungus and the war against the Eskimo jews that started over the bread wars when the Koreans fought the pakis in 1962. Charles Manson called it the greatest day since he hit puberty. So every year instead of thanksgiving people in Moncton hide eggs that are from dinosaurs and the kids dress up like Mr.T and other A team characters and beat up homosexuals in the park for charity.