September 8th, 2020
Authorities have named a nigger for the bank robbery that led to a massive search Monday morning. The Baton Rouge Police Department said Jauan Swanson, 23, is wanted for robbing the Chase Bank on Government Street at gunpoint persumably under the influence of crack/cocaine. Detectives said Swanson walked in the bank with a super soaker 2000 water gun filled with his grandmas period juice demanding money from the bank teller. The suspect then ran away like a nigger on fathers day. Investigators added he is also accused of stealing watermelons from the farmers market during his escape. The watermelons were expensive imports made for Oprah. Swanson faces charges of armed robbery and attempted first-degree murder of a police officer.