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Uruguay 2


September 30th, 2020

I know that you smoked all my drugs and stole my boyfriends wallet but that doesn’t mean you don’t have to scrub your taco (thats your moldy fucking vagina you skank). You need that stupid grin smacked off of your face with a huge cock perferably one that is located between an elephants leg. Judging by your anal leakage that is probably the norm par size of objects in your anal orface. Bitch. I seen you drink that bottle of Tequila Maria I seen you drink it all and then scissor dyke out on the beach with Holly for some rock from Pedro. I couldn’t believe my eyes when that man dyke made a bitch out of you. Maria is a floozy and drug addict responsible for helping to spread drds and drds throughout the community. I received it from my boyfriend after he cheated on me with her. I later found out that she was pretending to be a psychic to scam people out of money. And that their were many complaints about her floating around online. An ex boyfriend of hers even shared a pic of one of her DR D medication bottles. So she’s had this crap before knows about it and continues to have unprotected sex with people in the Nueva Helvecia area.

September 2nd, 2020

Gloria is a whore who knows all the fucking secrets to Pedro’s burritos. She likes to smoke crack and pick fights with other bitches that she sees out in the bar. She is prostitute and on weekends works at the rub and tug joint that her dad Fernando El Pinzo the biggest Dildo dealer in all of South America rns. He smuggles drugs in th edildos. It is quite a brilliant operation Gloria use to have a rectum diseas which made her asshole lining come out of her rectum. The disease was called Ultra Hemroids 4009-ed-yr5.b it is semi fatal and was the only thing invented by Steve Urkle and Eddie Winslow at some Nigger school in vietnam in the 70s when they fucked John legend with a popsicle stick in his pee hole tip at the end of his really little micro penis. What a faggot. Gloria has a stand where she sells her ass butter so locals so they can use it on their fucking bread that she also makes it with her crusty chunky yeast infection. One time Gloria and I made blueberry pancakes and had a picnic with her uncle bill. Bill farted it turned us on so we all had bum dart sex with a bull and watched the soccer match. Shit was hot. I hate penguins with aids alot! Her dream is to come to America one day and then go to doctor Phils house and spread her large pussy lips mud flaps and quiff cum and puss goo in his faggot face so it sticks to his faggot moustache.!

This hostess Kristen at a popular national restaurant in Montevideo has continually made advances toward various married men trying to find a sugar daddy. Be careful what you order & be aware if your man goes golfing or fishing with friends. Although this restaurant is a fancy restaurant this hostess is not. She has lost custody of her own child & only cares about partying with married men. She has been known to go to hotel rooms with rich old dudes to milk their old saggy greasy nuts. Its pretty sick if you think about. She handles old man testicles which she probably makes more than she does at her fucking restaurant job. I hate her, I hate her tits, I hate her restaurant. Bitch ruined my life I hope some nigger stabs her in the park while she walks her stupid fucking dog.

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