Rectal warts also called John Legend Syndrom, are swollen veins in your anus and lower rectum, similar to dick and bum fungus. Rectal warts can develop inside the rectum (internal hemorrhoids) or under the skin around the anus (external hemorrhoids) usually when you don’t wipe your faggot boyfriends jizz from your asshole. Nearly three out of four adults will have rectal warts from time to time. Rectal warts have a number of causes, but often the cause is unknown or too embarrassing to say.
Fortunately, effective options are available to treat hemorrhoids. Many people get relief with home treatments and lifestyle changes. Other people buy a scratching post like a cat. They then walk around their house with no pants on and rub their rectal hole on the cat scratcher. Like just spread the cheeks wide open to get a good spot on the hole. Feels good man. Other dudes put peanut butter on their rectal warts and get their pets or wild life to apply tongue treatment.
You should see a doctor If you have bleeding when you take a shit. Like in the shit more than usually not from the constant ramming of raw rusty objects in your ass. The best way to prevent rectal warts is to keep your ass clean, so you dont get too sticky. To prevent rectal warts and reduce symptoms of fungus growing, follow these tips: be gayer in public. Go up to random strangers spread your ass cheeks infront of them make them watch you shit and rap the star spangled banner. After all you are a faggot and you can do what ever your poo pushing ass wants.
Reality Tv Star Kevin from the hit show Big Brother says he likes to dip fudgesickles in his ass to sooth the ass warts. Its also know to use ass lube high in fiber. Its a new brand of ass fudgepack lube it says High in Fiber on the tube. John Legend and Elton john use it all the time. You also have to watch how much anal fisting that you do at night. That can cause the warts to flare. Thats why when Kevin is in the big brother house he alternates the fists he gets inserted in his hole.