June 13th, 2020
This landlocked microstate between Austria and Switzerland is the birthplace of the greatest rap artist of all time, MC Hammer. Actually that’s not true at all — Liechtenstein only has 1 nigger that lives there. Nothing noteworthy has ever happened in Liechtenstein, a country routinely described as straight-up “boring,” which is why you’ll forget it as fast as you read this. So if you are in Europe and need a place to whack off or hide your drugs. Liechtenstein is the place. No one will steal it they are all white.