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I’m A Trucker Looking Dyke With A Mullet and I Had Sex With Jeff Probst For Corn Dogs

♪♪♪I’m a trucker looking dyke with a mullet!!!! I eat pancakes out of a horse trough with Aunt Jemima Syrup cuz I hate that nigger Obama. My step dad pulls my mullet when he gives me anal on the trailer deck after church. That Bitch Rosie O’donnell don’t have nothing on my tuna.♪♪♪ Her cousins dip their dicks in cool whip and go to the glory holes in the barn there are 4 one is Denise.

Due to the fact that Denise is a lunch lady or school bus driver or one of those professions you pigeon hole yourself in when you get a hair cut like that. Her skills in the game were that. Also she has a bigger penis than Jeff Probst. So Jeff loved fucking and sucking her off while they ate corndogs in a hot tub jacuzzi. Probst would poor mustard all over Denise and then lick it off while he whacked off to Golden Girls re runs on his big screen. Jeff Probst and Denise have so much in common. They love to have long late night talks about what cereal mascot they find more sexually attractive. Then they mutual masturbate to the Cosby Show together. Due to the fact that Denise is from Massachusetts she says foul language and talks like she is about to spit a wad of cum out of her mouth all the time like Ben Affleck.

Denise had a long time Lesbian affair with other Survivor contestant Elaine.. It ended when Elaine cheated on Denise so Denise broke a plate over her head. Then grabbed a chair broke it over her back grabbed the legs and rammed 2 legs up Elaine’s asshole and 2 legs up her snatch. Then Denise called the cops and told them to come arrest her. She spent a few weeks in jail for that stint.

Denise Fun Facts

  • She carries a piece of toilet paper with her at all times. Just a single square. She uses it then keeps it in her pocket and uses the other side. Some times if its not all brown she can get three can trips out of one small square. That’s Mullet Life.
  • Spent a night in a Vegas holding cell after grabbing some other butch dyke by her mullet and forcing them to eat her feces out of the toilet bowl at the MGM Grand in 1973.
  • Won a bronze medal in archery at the Mullet World Olympics in Vienna, Austria in 1981.
  • Is an huge supporter of getting young children to not wear deodorant like she does. She says it makes the immigrants feel more at home as we smell like them. #Refugeeswelcome Her and Jeff Probst’s Non-Profit Group Mullet Jewish Alliance has raise alot of money for Isrra…. Refugees.
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