June 18th, 2020
Monaco has a No Niggers Allowed Policy. Which is why they keep the country so clean and crime free!
“Farting out hot man cum from Anderson Cooper gives life a whole new meaning in Monaco“- Elton John on his world fudgepack tour in 1996
This is Maria we got high and went to the Monaco Grand Prix together. We got kicked out form smoking crack in our seats and yelling at British faggots. Then we smoked more crack and went in the park to find more crack to buy. I love Monaco sooo much we decided to shit on the streets and smear buildings with our shit. When we got bored we got a heap motel and started smoking more crack. We wanted to fuck but 90 day fiance was on tv. So I bent her over and fucked her as I watched the show, and still kept smoking crack. I blew my fucking load so huge when Colt Johnson came on tv. Guys a super fucking stud. Good thing I didn’t see Big Ed or Yolanda! I would of blasted a load so hard in Maria her fucking head would of blown off. When we ran out of drugs and money and the show was over. Maria like the fuking Super Trooper she is went to a bus station and sucked old man dick for us to buy more CRACK! I miss Maria. Last I heard she was last seen being dragged out of a bar by some Arabs. She has been missing since last September.
This European country is small to the point of absurdity — at 499 acres, it’s roughly the size of New York City’s Central Park. And yet, despite its micro-size, it manages to pack in a ton of ungodly-rich people, with 32 percent of the population made up of millionaires. Which is a good thing as this means there are no fucking niggers in the land. One stench body in an area that small would be smelly. They are bad enough in large areas.