Nancy sits high up on the Scotish mountian of monster ness and yoddles “Groundskeeper Willie He hates Niggers He Be, The Man Of Mighty Scotland Like Ginger Bread and Carrot Top” Flaming Red Herpes, Curling did I mention that fucking loch ness monster, yes I did I am scottish and I hate niggers shamus is the greatest athlete of all time. McDonalds is our national food so Have McFuck you McNigger Free McDay Bitch Whore Red period yeast infection men wear dresses and fart cum on the scottish hills of Edinburgh. I run down the cobble stone road and quiff on flowers and yell at old people and steal their purses so I can buy crack from Susan Boyle and then eat her fat yeast infected pimple pussy out with a fork I use mayo as I like when it crusts and it covers the piss smell from Dr Phil jizzing his faggot load in their. Dr Phil I remember that faggot you dont hear much about him since he got into a gay love relationship and bought a manison in Aberdeen. Nancy watches them butt fuck every night while yoddling by the wishing well on the loch ness mountain hill. Nancy also complains so much about turtles in her vagina and her anal hair looks like Oprahs pussy hair.