After Larissa stole money from Colt and his old whore of a mother Debbie. Colt needed some cash. So when he was on Michael Moore’s VIP cool dude cruise he was in luck. He participated in a fudgepack train with Michael Moore and his friends. His friends included John Legend, Anderson Cooper, and that stinky useless nigger Don Lemon. They all loved fucking Colts man meat as his moobs flopped so they donated some money. Colt opened up his first 24 hour no condoms allowed anal fuck fest bath house. It has been such a hit.
Don Lemon loves the place so much he doubts he will ever leave. ” I love that I can have my fist all the way up my boyfriends asshole while a dog licks cheese whiz off my nuts and I get a shower while other dudes whack off and butt fuck around me! Its fucking Heaven!!!!!” Lemon raves at how he loves how Michael Moore’s ass cheeks give him boners of Anderson Copper humping John Legend.
“The Future Is OURS” “We Will Show Trump Our True Colors We love ass fucking mens hairy assholes and nothing will stand in our way” Chanted John Legend. Legend plans to form a march of guys fudgepacking to show their support for Black Lives Matter. Legend also said “The America We Need, Is A Gayer Blacker America. An America so black and niggerish and so gay and faggoty that looking at it or thinking of it gives you super AIDS in your rectum.”
Thank You Colt. Thank you the world loves you!