This woman Samantha fucking smurf head rainbow bright bitch of New Orleans sent my husband naked pictures of herself and long descriptions of sex. It included her grabbing his wiener and ramming it up her pet dogs asshole. She knew full well that my husband wasn’t separated or divorced because she mentions my family often. She laughs at us and says I am too much of a fucking prune to smoke meth with her or fuck random dudes everyday. Not the pillar of the community she claims with her front of going to nursing school. Which is probably a fake for her to look at dudes dicks or find a cure for one of the stds that she spreads from her freak show orgies that she hosts. Only 23 and 2 kids 2 different dads who both bailed on her. (probably a lie they were probably johns from when she hooks for drugs, which is often) I feel sorry for her 2 boys. Shameful.
Known as New Orleans Louisiana’s Eternal Family Disappointment, Joanna has outdone herself this time by having a 6-month affair w/ a married father of 3. Not satisfied with simply being a directionless, big titted bimbo pothead who depresses and grosses everyone around her, Joanna actively pursued my best friend’s husband & was too desperate & full of daddy’s jizz to care who she hurt. Being so unlovable must be hard, but she cannot fill the void with her implants where her soul & personality is supposed to be w/ other people’s husbands wieners. Skills: Unprotected sex w/ married men; driving stoned and fucking drunk out of her mind; fucking anything that moves Deficiencies: Morbidly obese jugs w/ lots of loose skin folds & stretch marks; ugly scars all over ; selfish; financially irresponsible; unskilled prude in bed who was dumb enough to believe it was medication causing extreme impotence rather than her flabs just being so undesirable. Joanna puts the “Easy” In the Big Easy.
Lori of New Orleans, LA, graduated from Loyola University in May 2006, has devastated my marriage and destroyed my children’s future. She was the secretary at my husband’s work and had met me at work events, and had even held my husbands wiener at one of them. She is 20 years younger than my husband! And sucks cock a whole lot better than I can. She also plays my husbands penis trumpet I found disgusting sexual texts that my husband forgot to delete from our iPad, as well as a note from her in a box he brought home from work after he was fired. He apparently loaned her the movie CumSwappingSluts#6 and she wrote saying how much she missed his load and wishes they could’ve watched it together and signed it “love you, Loose pussy.” I also found a paper stating that she complained of a burning sensation when she pees. I would only assume the other men there knew she was whoring around and thought they would give it a shot. There were also pictures of her and 12 college age dudes cumming in a coffee cup and Lori drinking it with cream and sugar.
Chasey is so proud to be a hard core cum loving anal slut that takes urination sex scenes and makes them into art. She constantly smells like she rolled around in a cats litter box for a month. Plus her breath smells like she grabbed a jumbo size spoon and ate Serena Williams asshole out after chicken chili night. Framing pictures of herself drenched in piss over her parents and grand parents fireplaces at Christmas time as gifts. Chasey just wont quit being a complete fucking low life. Driving through play grounds drunk and on meth and trying to hit kids all while blindfolded is another favorite pass time of hers. It’s been 6 months since she last bled out of her vagina and she claims to not be pregnant by her dad. Its not her fault if he raped her. Not only can she not get over her self, she’s also fucking four other male relatives all at the same time so who knows if they’re in a relationship also. Someone once told me, “I honestly can’t believe I was fuking someone with eyes on the side of her head like a horse” and I’m retry sure we can all see why.