“We shuld has earfquakes moar often. Dis best ting dat ever happin to us. Fried chikinz an grape sodas fur everyone! I dun hav to work and I gets free handout! Dis is island paradise!“-Haitian and American Affirmative ShowBiz Guy Wycliffe John.
After the racist earthquake, the locals were faced with the immediate task of finding food, water and shelter if they couldn’t find white people. What was not thought about though, is what would happen to 100,000 dead niggers when you leave them in the sun for several days. Soon, the streets were filled with the stench of rotting nigger sticks, some buried under rubble, but most simply left in the streets for the buzzards to feast on like chicken wings. Less than a week after the quake, Haiti entered its first golden age. The GNP of the country rose to never before seen record levels as bleeding heart liberal hippy faggots continue to empty their recession ridden wallets into a country nobody is supposed to give a fuck about. The outpouring of money and support is largely attributed to residual white guilt. What everyone knew except the stupid white liberals is some Jew took every cent of it and blamed it on white people. Last Thursday Haiti was once again shat upon by another earthquake, only further proving that God hates niggers, especially french ones.
They had nothing before any of this happened. The earthquake affected their lives in a good way as they got attention. If whites never went their they would of been dead eons ago. Nobody can possibly be stupid enough to believe the reason these niggers are poor and suffering is that an earthquake hit.