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Watermelon

Watermelonz, or Nigger Apples come from vines that grow in the southeastern United States. Although niggers go ape shit over them, they are too fucking stupid to grow them themselves. Because of this fact, watermelonz are grown almost exclusively by beaners, who must take proper measures to prevent niggers from stealing them. Despite the formidable defenses put in place by Mexican farmers, niggers still manage to get their hands on watermelonz. Genetic research shows that watermelonz originated from southern Africa, which would explain its correlation with niggers. The unusual appetite that niggers have for watermelonz could be explained by the mere presence of watermelon plants in the nigger’s native habitats, and the fact that watermelon plants are now found growing in many parts of the world beyond Africa could be linked to the way niggers will literally devour an entire watermelon, seeds and all, spreading the watermelon plant across the world through the slave trade, much like how some plants rely on birds and other animals to distribute seeds by having them eat and shit them out at other locations.

Niggers’ love of watermelonz makes them very vulnerable to trolling by members of other races. Dog The Bounty Hunter, an otherwise unfunny comedian, has built his entire career on exploiting the Nigger’s love of watermelonz. Dog first lures niggers into attending his comedy acts by promising them free watermelonz and crack. He then smashes the watermelonz with a sledge hammer, generating rage amongst the nigger audience members and lulz for the white viewers. Smashing watermelons (preferably in front of niggers) is also a favourite pastime of the Japanese during some of their beach episodes.

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