It’s a pity not more people are smoking, sniffing and injecting more of this wonderful class of drugs, as they do seem to cause the most psychotic breaks from any other drug when used recreationally. Another reason amphetaminoids are so great is that they get you addicted a lot easier, with less money. Most people claim cocaine is totally superior to speed but they are 99% of the time either pussies who can’t take the drug, people who haven’t ever scored good speed, you or just rich fucks with plenty of money to spare. Methamphetamine makes you so high that you can’t find your own hands, and when you do find them, it turns out they’re choking a stupid stinky hooker or punching a child. Despite being one the simplest of synthetic drugs to prepare, four out of five meth labs are discovered on fire. Store owners may accurately identify the meth cook if s/he has a three-year cold that needs a constant feed of pseudoephedrine and boxes of road flares when it doesn’t have a car. Meth cooks will use gangs of fanboys to hit all the local drugstores so as to override the pack limits.
Famous Meth Lovers
- In 2011, Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael said that he suspected that the Mean Girls actress was smoking meth. “She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it,” he said. He sort of figured and wondered how she could fuck and service everyones cock 24/7 without getting tired at all.
- In 2012, Britney Spears’s former manager Sam Lufti claimed that the pop star had a problem with meth. But this “rumor” has many doubters as the small wiener Lufti had made advances at Britney and she laughed at him. Hell she fucked Kevin Federline and not Sam. No wonder the guy is pissed.
- “There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful – and I’ve never felt such energy,” said tennis pro Andre Agassi of his early experiences with crystal meth. But since he plays a gay sport (if you call it a sport) No one fucking cares. Meth is common among faggots.
- Singer Fergie has been very open about her previous drug use and lesbo sex parties with rubber dildos. “From ecstasy it went to crystal meth. With any drugs, everything is great at the beginning, and then slowly your life starts to spiral down. [I was] 90 pounds at one point,” she said. “But I needed the drug when I joined the Black Eyed Peas to be able to stand the foul smell of those fucking niggers” she added.
- Full House actress Jodie Sweetin shared her fun and enjoyable experience with meth addiction in her book Hard core lesbo sex with Kimmy Gibbler. She even admitted to snorting meth before walking the red carpet for the premiere of The Olsen Twin’s film New York Minute. It was Joey Gladstone that got her hooked. Great choice of friends to watch your kids Danny Tanner!!!!!!