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Joey Gladstone

Although Joey is not related to the Tanner family, he mostly acts as a creepy pedophile to the kids. There was some tension between Joey and Jesse Mullet Pussy when they first move in, but they quickly become good faggot friends who share each others dildos. He usually handles the day-to-day raising of the kids by doing chores like making shitty meals, driving the kids to score drugs (Like Meth for Steph), and after school activities ), and helping the kids with their tampons. He also gives D.J. her first grown up cock for her 18th birthday.

Employment

Throughout the series, Joey has held various stupid shit jobs in addition to his work as a male prostitute in bath houses. In seasons two and three, he and Jesse work in strip clubs together. They end up forming 2 Faggots on A POGO Stick Services, which they use to entertain old gay faggots like Anderson Cooper and Doogie Howser for television and radio ads. In “Joey Goes Anal”, Joey wins a role in Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello’s new sitcom Cum Dumpsters and Old Hags.

Joey’s most successful job is as Ranger Blow on an afternoon Adult Hard Core Gay Pornographic show. Ranger Blow’s sidekick is his wise-cracking ventriloquist dildo Mr. Woodcock. In “Radio Days”, he is fired when he does not have sex with women well with his new on-screen partner, Jungle Jenny, who happens to be the boss’s slutty big titted wife. Later in that episode Joey tests positive for the HIV virus that causes AIDS after an all night bum fuck date with Magic Johnson, Joey and Jesse become partners again in an afternoon radio show called, “Hush Hour Anal Bead Renegades” on FM KBBL BUCKDOWNLOW 95.

Danny

Joey and Danny have been ass pirate friends since February 23, 1968, in elementary school. When Danny gave Joey his first nut rub and wiener tug underneath the slide at lunchtime.

Dating

Joey has off-and-on-again relationships with both men and women. They do not last long as he is a pathetic piece of shit and is better off just blowing his money on cheap nigger hookers named Lexi. His dates include Danny’s brother BuffChuck, Cheryl (Herpes Model), Miley Cyrus, Oprah Winfrey, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Will Smith, Demi Levato, and Garth Brooks.

Cheryl

Joey meets Cheryl when he tries to rape her at knife point in the park in Oakland. Whilst the night does not work out well for the crusty old bitch, he begins to date her and rapes her on the second date.

Look at this fucking clown all high on crack. Only people on drugs laugh and act like this piece of fucking work. Fucking disgrace. A bigger disgrace than the yellow phlemn fungus found in month old dried out elephant shit

The Rest Of The Full House Faggot Gang

Danny Tanner – Pedophile A father of three little girls and depressed widower who masturbates to peewee football. (character based on IRL Bob Saget).

Jesse – A self proclaimed ladies man and a pretentious Elvis wannabe son of a bitch with a faggot fucking mullet who wants to be a “rock and roll” star although he has no actual talent and is a failure as a parent. He desperately needs a hair cut on several cases of it being mistaken for Michelle Obama’s Muff Hair.

Rebecca – Jesse’s wife, coming from a white town in Nebraska. Teaches her housemates square dancing, therefore making her the object of white trash in the house. She is a hardcore supporter of the KKK and believes that white revolution is the only solution.

D.J. Tanner – Teenage Mary Sue, a over- emotional fat cow who is constantly getting in trouble for offering blowjobs to desperate nerds.

Stephanie Tanner – Middle daughter played by Jodie Sweetin, before she discovered the wonders of meth, she now stars on the popular Nickelodeon show TruJew as the goofy sidekick who helps an Adolf Hitler look a like educate youth about the dangers of drugs and jews.

Michelle Tanner – Youngest of the daughters; known for getting raped nearly every other episode. Portrayed by the Olsen twins.

Nicky and Alex – Jesse’s Aspie children who are constantly abused and molested by their parents to the amusement of the audience. The best episode is when they let them go to Michael Jackson’s house.

Steve Hale – D.J.’s forced boyfriend and frequent cannabis user. He always want to get some but DJ is too busy eating to even notice.

Kimmy Gibbler – Giant enemy crab and all out closet case. Unbeknownst to the Tanner family, she ends up becoming famed porn star and staring in the video “2girls1cup” Joey still denies having sex with her.for her father to watch.

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