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Eddie Winslow: Diaries of A Crack Head Nigger Watermelon Thief

Eddie is a casual watermelon, chicken fan and sneaky nigger. He is the oldest niglet of Carl Winslow and Harriette Tubman and their only rapist shit out niglet until they adopt Gary Coleman in season eight. During the early years of the series, he was a high school segregation project which lowered the grade curve with stereotypical nigger traits. He had mediocre grades, irresponsible behavior and is always pursuing other gorillas to rape or on weekends wait outside the local gym and rape the white bitches and dump their bodies in the Lake.

Eddie later robbed and raped
the old Italian couple
that own this store that gave his black ass
a job.

In the first season, he appeared to be able to somewhat read, despite being a nigger In the pilot episode, he approached his father to make an exception and let him stay out past probation curfew. Eddie robbed and violently raped a 95 year old elderly white woman for crack money. But since he was black he just got a slap on the wrist. Eddie frequently had a stormy relationship with his fat fucking father, especially concerning Carl’s demand for ass fuck night to be twice a week, when most nigger kids never know their fathers. Being a bootlipped ape and having African genes, his viewpoint means nothing and is all lies he watched on a stolen TV, believing that all niggers were actually slaves and built America and his black ass is owed. He despises white people as he wishes he was one that way he could afford soap.

It was shown a few times that Eddie was prone to smoke crack and participate in circle jerks with his gay lover Waldo Faldo.

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