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I Am A 60 Year Old Faggot Who Rides A Unicycle

Meet this pathetic bag of camel shit David Murphey: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days star David didn’t get the meeting and engagement he was hoping for on Sunday’s episode of the Retarded reality series. David, a 60-year-old loser faggot who isn’t allowed around playground zones. He is from Las Vegas and has been trying to meet his “supposed” Ukrainian girlfriend, 27-year-old Lana, after speaking online for seven years. Which the dipshit paid for on a dating site and never on the phone. He always paid to talk!!!! Lana has already been a no-show three previous times, David for some reason thinks it could be a mistake. So David has traveled to Ukraine — with excuses like she had to undergo a medical operation or her mother keeps dying again — but David persists, traveling to Ukraine for the FOURTH time and says he is sure that this will be the time he finally meets the blonde bitch. He even brought an engagement ring with him and says he plans to propose.”I can’t believe that in 24 hours, I’m going to meet Lana in person,” he says. This is real he is really this fucking stupid.

  • David has spent “over $100,000” on Lana and is heading to Ukraine to meet her, despite the fact that they have arranged to meet on three previous occasions and she stood him up every time.
I along with everyone I know encourage him to go.

Then when the Unicycle faggot David arrived in Lana’s town he waited for her at a restaurant with flowers. Of course she didn’t show up. But he found an address on an old ticket he bought for her when he was suppose to meet her another time. Then the episode on Sunday ended with him going to this door and him knocking.


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