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Lesbian Slut Coke Head Izzy Pees in the Pool.

I met this girl Izzy in San Diego shes a fucking slutbag , her and her dyke friend Renee We’re s walking around the zoo , they came up next to me laughing pretending to be drunk and whacked up on coke , they kept saying how they wanted to go to my room and “party” I bring them To my room fucked them both when I went to Wash the whore off of me they ran out and stole all my drug money and fake Rolex watch and cell phone . Beware of these girls !!! Later I went down the street and seen them trying to break into cars for more money for coke. Then some big fuck came out of a lexus near them and pistol whipped them. I felt bad and still wanted to get laid so I got my money back took them back to the hotel for round 2. Then we went swimming and Izzy and Renee peed in the pool to mark their territory. Good times.

Lily sticks her fingers in her bum when its dirty on the bus , she works at Taco Bell and shoves burittos up her cooch it makes her happy all the time. She met my husband at a walmart in San Diego this November and made love in the pickle section of the store. She knew he was married and still decided to hook up with him in front of her kids. She doesn’t care if the person is in relationship or not. She might make a good taco and gives good head to Mexicans waiting outside the Home Depot for work to buy crack. But somehow she seeks attention and that night she served a lot of guys to get attention. She swallowed loads until she got sick. She had some Pepto Bismol and kept swallowing cum. Its because food stamps only go so fucking far. Lily used tampon itchy cum rag you belong in the pet store with your dad on a sunday after football.


Enjoys Basking In Glorious Shit Logs Alone

Monique was the first one to see his poo log in the toilet at the party but she didn’t tell us. She didn’t have the thought to let us know there was a marvelous shit log laying in the bowl steamy and smelly. She wanted to enjoy that poo log all to herself. Then she went and slept with a married man while she was still married to another man (who she has a child with) all while still looking at the picture of the poo on her i phone as she was getting fucked doggy from behind on the balcony. Currently in the process of a divorce, but kept sleeping with the other married man for months until they both got caught with each others shit log pictures on their cell phones and work computers. The man actually had Moniques diareah splatter granny panties picture as his screen saver. “Fit mom” turned homewrecker who doesn’t even realize that everyone knows about her and talks about her behind her back. Tainted reputation just like her underwear. Bitch next time you see a beautiful manly log with flies swarming around it like fresh brewed from your native Mexico. You best let us know or we will have words bitch.


If you meet Misty you will share her love of her dog Fluffy. Misty usually goes on sites looking for men to have sex with Fluffy. Literally ass fuck Fluffy in front of her while she vibrates her self with her Paw Patrol Vibrator. She is not mentally ill and completely sane. She will drain your balls in her dog and get higher than a kite on Heroin with you. She has fake hair(a wig), boobs, nose and lips. She lies about everything including her age. But its all about Fluffy. Plus she farts alot. Like I mean she can clear a room with her stinky garbage dump wet old man jiz farts. There are always poo smears on her Garfield and Odie bed sheets.

She rams the fucking bat and big balls up her moldy pussy. This 24 yr old girl “Shelly” likes to pick up on old men at co ed adult soft ball games in San Diego. She says they’re her “homeboys”. And my husband is one of them. Constantly asking for rides and stays keeping in contact thinking I got it all mixed up. #13YearsAgeGap This hoe walks the streets with her smelly vagina and she pees on fire hydrants. Then she sees old men with their canes and she grabs their canes and rams them up her asshole. Then she poos on the street and sniffs it and barks jingle bells while smoking crack. Bitch.


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Has a big brown chunky shit skid mark in his underwear he got from the homeless shelter. He also Fucks These Old Hags Stringy Vaginal Slop.

This guys name is Mike. He fucks these old mentally handicapped women in the park at night. He says he is a “sports broker” but is a degenerate drunk and drug user who tickles his dogs ass hole with scissors while watching Murphy Brown Re Runs.. He posts photos of him burning cigarettes out on his fathers nut sack when he is passed out at the nursing home from morphine. He lives at The San Diego Red Cross Homeless Shelter under the name Mitch and has a window bottom bunk with his own locker. He has an extensive criminal record and isn’t allowed near schools. Multiple arrest for driving under the influence of crack. The list continues. There are 10 times that he has showered in his 60 years on this planet that I am aware of. No one goes to the police because they are afraid the lice on his bum crust will come after them. The man should be in jail with niggers. He steals lawn ornaments to pawn for crack money. The shit skid mark in his underwear makes a Jar of Jiffy Chunky Peanut Butter Jealous. Come on Mike get your shit together. Faggot.


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