John Paul Jones is a dishwasher at a gay nigger hip hop shower and bath bar in Baltimore and is from Maryland who is here looking for a place to crash as he got evicted because he spent his rent money on scratch tickets and hookers. When John Paul Jones isn’t masterbating to Clifford The Big Red Dog Books , he enjoys chilling at Soup Kitchens and contemplating the easiest way to score crack. Could Hannah be John Paul Jones’ future bride? Of course not she wants a man that at least owns a bed and doesn’t sleep sometimes behind the Lucky Dollar.
- When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones. Unless he is around Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack because John Paul Jones is a bitter.
- John Paul Jones’s favorite drink is champagne. And he was the one who told Hanna Ann on the Bachelor to fuck with the bitch Kelsey for Champagnegate.
- John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are considered nice. He calls the women whores and talks about how bad their fucking muffs stink like sewage. He calls all the niggers niggers and the shows Jew producers make him suck Chris Harrison off alot for those mistakes. So he makes them alot.
- Checked into a Rehab Center last Spring after getting addicted to crack/cocaine while living with fellow Bachelor in Paradise contestant Dylan under a fucking bridge.
John Paul Jones Loves His Cotton Alot.