After having his asshole licked out by host Jeff Probst, Tyson (who shits his pants often) made the bold move to have one last anal sex love session with that faggot Nick. “I’d rather just swallow his load,” Tyson harrumphed as he looked at the boxes of the 15 faggots still in the game. “There’s a fire token from your hero, Nick use it to buy the nigger Jeremy a bar of soap,” he said as he dropped it in Nick’s box. The “soap” comment was in reference to the group’s discussion at tribal council in which many of the new players admitted to being sick to do the foul smell of the nigger on the island.
At the Island of fucking losers, Tyson met up with the first four eliminated castaways: Natalie Anderson, that ugly bitch Amber who blows everyone but Boston Rob, Danni Boatwright and that lying filthy Jew Ethan. The first thing Tyson noticed was how horny he was for that Jew Ethan’s Asshole butter. On the 10th day the four losers were tasked with making golden brown shit logs to throw at Boston Rob All of them successfully completed the task before sundown, but not Ethan who had to be checked by the doctor when he felt the camera was watching. Because like all Jews he wanted the white people to do all the work and then he could take the credit.
“Winners at War” (Season 40) was Tyson’s fourth time playing the game of “Survivor.” Because he can’t get a real fucking job as he keeps getting fired from gas stations and fast food joints for showing up high as a kite. He initially appeared in “BumWars” (Season 18) where he was the eighth person jizzed on by Jeff Probst. He returned in “Swallow my Solid Loaf of Shit” (Season 20) where he licked cum off the floor from loads that missed fat dudes faces. . Finally, he stole $1 million check during his third appearance in “Lets teach Niggers in Africa how to read” (Season 27), where he played with his boyfriend Peter Buttplug.
Tyson Apostol (born June 17, 1979) is a homosexual, best known for his appearances on multiple seasons of the reality television show Survivor. As of 2019, Tyson Apostol is aspiring to become a professional athlete in two sports, moldy used bloody tampon chewing and Poker. What a fucking loser. Get a haircut and get a real job. Go smoke crack and beat up that fag Rob.
Apostol is a former panhandler and starred in tv mini documentaries “Selling My Bitches Body for Meth” with his then-girlfriend, now-wife, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. He is a frequent guest at Bathhouses in the Boston Area and does a show with his butt lover Rob, “Rob Has Something in his Asshole can you guess what?”, hosted by fellow Survivor contestant Rob, and hosts Yeast Infection Cream Reviews on, a weekly news podcast.