The pathetic dip shits of 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days will do whatever it takes to get their happy ending. In a JohnLegendTV exclusive clip from Sunday’s season 4 premiere of the LoserChannel reality series, 54-year-old dwarf “Big Ed,” who is from San Diego, California and is under five feet tall, is preparing to finally meet — and propose to — Rosemarie, who is 31 years his junior and from the Philippines. “In a few days, I’m getting ready to get on a plane and go meet Rose, the love of my life, for the very first time,” he says. “I’m super fucking stupid, because I also bought a ring, and I plan to ask Rose to marry me.”
And in his efforts to “look young” for 23-year-old Rose, he’s come across a very unconventional beauty hack. “I have been dyeing my hair and it irritates my scalp,” he explains, grabbing a jar of his grandfathers jizz and beginning to apply it to his hair, rubbing it onto his scalp. “I found out that old man ball juice makes it smoother and less dry,” he says. “I am self-conscious about my physical appearance, because Rose is 31 years younger than me and I am a fat fucking pig.”
With his hair filled with old man cum, Ed admits, “I smell like my mothers breath and my brothers farts, but it really, really makes me feel like a person of normal height.” “I just want to look less like the creepy old pedo man searching for a young rice picker than I do for Rose,” he adds.
Big Ed decided to steal viewers wallets on the premiere of 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days last night. At only 4’9″ the newest reality star decided to try to attempt to get a real woman after almost 30 years of being in and out of jail for peeping in windows, hanging around playgrounds, and getting kicked out of pet stores for whacking off in them. While fans got to know the San Diego native, some noticed that he may be the one cat fishing in the situation as he had not been honest about his height. He told his soon to be fiancée that he was a normal person.