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Peter’s Dates Final Four

His first stop was Knoxville, Tennessee to visit Hannah Ann’s family. Hannah Ann greeted Peter on a rainy day and realized how fucking pathetic of a loser Peter is. Last week, she gave him a note that detailed all the supplies she needs to manufacture crystal meth and that she’s falling in love with a real man but needs him for his parents basement to cook meth.

At her parents’ house, Peter met her mother, father, and sister. Hannah Ann’s sister is a feature adult actress in the Lesbian Pool party series films and her parents look so fucking cracked out. Her father though, had a hard time hiding the fact that he was thinking of sucking Peter’s cock and balls the whole time. He kept his lips pursed despite the fact that Hannah Ann and Peter talked about how badly the log of shit Hanna Ann produced on their date stunk like her fathers breath and her mother muff.

Peter’s second stop was Des Moines, Iowa to visit Kelsey. They started off by smoking some of the biggest crack rocks Peter had ever seen. It was awesome. Peter is definitely attracted to her when he is high as a kite, but does their relationship go deeper? Before they went to meet her slutty cock sucker of a mother, Kelsey told Peter that she got AIDS from Elton John. He didn’t say anything in return at first, but he laughed, winked at her over a candle light meal and said you got that from me. And then they kissed.

He fucked her sisters, mother as her stepfather watched while jerking off with tissues and vaseline on the couch. They shared White Castle Burgers together and were very welcoming to Peter’s loads. Kelsey’s mother said that it takes a lot for Kelsey to oragsm and she knows that Peter’s magical dildo is so special to her. She is concerned about Kelsey getting lured back by her ex boyfriend, Canadian Paul Bernardo.


In Auburn, Alabama, Madison took Peter to the nigger liberal daycare first to see where her father works and to have some fun on the basketball court. They got a special video message from Charles Barkley and the coach met them to put them through a few drills. Since Peter is part way of playing a nigger sport? Rape is also a nigger sport? He may be on to something here.

Madison’s parents welcomed them by giving “Maddie” the “special plate” at dinner. When someone gets the “special plate” everyone around the table has to jerk off on their food. After a toast with whiskey, they broke off to have some conversations with Madison’s parents. Her father said that he wouldn’t give a blessing to Peter until he gives him some money for drugs. He knows for sure that he wants to fuck Madison senseless probably on his bed too, while they both laugh and Peter jizzes over his toothbrush. He flat out asked Peter if “he knows” where he can find a reliable guy to off his wife. Madison is not yet sure if she and Peter are on the same asshole width for Madison’s fathers special dildo collection.


They saved the best for last, Victoria F. and her hometown of Virginia Beach. She introduced Peter to her dog on the beach. As she jumped into Peter’s arms, they hugged then Peter grabbed a shotgun and blew her dogs fucking head off. Then, they took pictures of Peters dick in her mouth with Victoria giving a thumbs up next to the dead dog and blood on them. They shared the pictures on facebook and instagram. They had an ice cream on the boardwalk, and took a walk laughing well smoking more meth. She led him to a nearby bar and Johnny Rebel was there doing a concert for them! This was a step up from the awkwardness of the Back Street Boys concert. Peter is a huge fan so he was super happy. Unfortunately, that was short lived when he pooped his pants again.

A girl named Janet Reno that Peter used to date approached him, said she knew Victoria, and he needs to be careful. She said, “I don’t think you deserve what you’re on a date with right now,” she said. Janet said that she used to be friends with her, but there has been many relationships broken up because of her. Peter was completely shocked as he wasn’t paying too much attention to it as he was squeezing his ass cheeks together to prevent more shit from leaking out..

As Victoria stood outside a house the show producers rented, waiting for Peter, her family or actors paid by the jewish network awaited his arrival anxiously inside. Peter told Victoria that Janet told him that she had sex with Hulk Hogan. Victoria was flabbergasted and said she was “drunk” and said “So what Peter you fucked him too”. Then she said that he was accusing her of things, and that he decided that what Janet said was more important than meeting her rented family.  And the producers didn’t want to pay the actors over time.

The next morning, Peter felt horny. Victoria visited him at his hotel room and wanted to suck him off for 5 bucks as she needed smokes. He told her that he can’t continually deal with someone who is going to fuck other dudes with out letting him join in. Victoria cried and said she’s trying hard, and she can’t walk away from him, until she gets some smokes, or meth. He said, “But you kind of owe me a blow job for smoking that crack I stole from that blonde bitch Kelsey. You know the one that you steal Tampons from?.” She told him that if he doesn’t want to continue with her, she’ll fucking cut his balls off and grind them up slowly in a blender. Then she will dice them in milk and serve them to his Tom Selleck want to be fucking father as a milkshake.


Peter has sex with his parents on a nightly family fuck train. Thats why he still lives at home. Plus he is the family caboose.

In an interview with Boy Squirt Magazine back in December 2019, Weber admitted that he still hasn’t left the nest, but he isn’t ashamed of it, he says he is more ashamed of having such a small dick. “I do, and I’m owning it. It’s all good especially when I wake up with my dad’s old balls in my mouth before coffee,” he said. However, if he does end up finding some bitch, he does plan on kicking his future wives ass violently one day for burning the toast.

Weber further addressed the matter during a stop on KKKFM No Nigger Radio this week. “I think what a lot of people have to realize is I come from a fucking homosexual ass fuck first family. Gay Ass Pounding culture is a little bit different than the normal people culture, and it’s not unusual for family to bath in each others shit, piss, jizz, and other bodily fluids.” However, Weber revealed he only plans on staying there for a couple more months so he can start his own bath house. With the help of the proceeds he got from selling the nigger batchelorettes to slave owners.


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