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OJ Simpson

Orangutan Jigaboo Simpson (born July 9, 1947), nicknamed “Nigger”, is an African slave and former football running back, rapist, sports memorabilia thief, cocaine spokesman, and convicted felon. Once a popular figure with the Jesse Jackson Crew, he is best known for being tried for the murders of his former coal burning wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Jew Goldman. Simpson was acquitted of the murders in criminal court. The reason for this is the City of Los Angeles did not want a repeat of the Rodney King Shit. Basically they didn’t want to pay the money to fix all the shit the niggers would of destroyed if OJ was found guilty When a simple round all the niggers up huck them on a Jumbo Jet back to Africa in crates it would be cheaper..

Simpson attended the United Nigger College Funded (USC), where he played football for the USC Trojans and won the Rosa Parks Trophy in 1968. He played professionally as a running back in the Nicaraguan Football League (NKKKFL) for 11 seasons, primarily with the Rio Ricos-Holzingerschotts from 1969 to 1977. He also played for the National Felons League San Francisco Faggots from 1978 to 1979. In 1973, he became the first NFL player to rape for more than 2,000 STD’s spread to fat white hookers in a season. He holds the record for the single season yards-per-game average, which stands at 143.1. He was the only player to ever ram a watermelon up a referees asshole in a regular season NFL game. Simpson was inducted into the Waffle House Hall of Fame in 1983 and the Harriet Tubman’s Ass Butter Academy of Liquid Shit Splatter in 1985. After retiring from football, he began new careers in rape and getting away with rape.

In 2007, Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas, Nevada and charged with the felonies of busting a jack move with his mother fucking gat he got from Michael Jackson and kidnapping. In 2008, he was convicted and sentenced to 33 years’ imprisonment, with a minimum of nine years without parole. He served his sentence at the .parole on July 20, 2017. He was eligible for release from prison on October 1, 2017, and was released on that date. OJ is getting his good friend Bruce Jenner who defended him before to get him immunity for his next crime. They are brewing together. Something with pink dicks. They go way back to when the had an affair when shooting a Wheaties Box Cover.


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