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Top Ten Countries That Produce The Most Watermelons

Nigger Pickles are a delicious healthy snack food. High in Protein and fiber. It makes you strong so you can steal TV’s better. Here are the top producing countries of Nigger Pickles in Tons they produce.


10- Mexico 1.1 Million Tons

Over a Million tons of watermelon produced in Mexico and the NBA put a team in Canada and not Mexico? Bad marketing. Bad bad marketing. When its not Lettuce season and lawn season in American most Mexicans that don’t hibernate migrate to Mexico for watermelon season. This way they stay in shape for Lettuce season in the USA.


9- Egypt 1.68 Tons

Allah thinks that watermelons are a sin. So all these Egyptians that eat watermelons are failed Muslims. It clearly states in the Koran. But since Egyptians are fucking losers in absolutely every other aspect in life. Taking #9 on the list is a feat for a national holiday for this country full of losers.


8- Russia 1.757 Tons

Due to Russia’s immigrant hating lifestyle, the local Russian’s get to enjoy their watermelon in peace with out having a group of savage wild niggers steal them.


7- United States Of America 1.823 Tons

Watermelons were invented by Americans in 1735 as a way to motivate slaves to not rape the farm animals on cotton plantations. It didn’t work well. But turned out many years later to be a quality delicious snack.


6- Algeria 1.877 Tons

The history of d’Alger or Algerian melons dates back to ancient Roman times where they were held in high esteem and available only to the very wealthy and or white people. This heirloom in the Cucumis genus originally hails from North Africa and is one of the oldest heirloom melons still available today. It is rumored that Jay-Z and Oprah have put in bids to own the magnificent piece for their mansions.


5- Uzbekistan 1.976 Tons

The climate of Uzbekistan with long hot summers fit well with such a heat-loving plant. It doesn’t bid so well however for an Uzbek woman when a man comes home with sweaty balls and expects a blow job.


4- Brazil 2.09 Tons

Brazil’s annual production of watermelons is large due to their large population – in recent years approaching Oprah Winfrey levels. Almost all of Brazil has climate conditions that allow successful cultivation of watermelons, and most watermelon is consumed close to where it was grown. This is mainly due to the fact that normal people are too smart to buy anything from a shit place like Brazil.


3- Iran 3.813 Tons

Iran makes a shitload of watermelon annually. Which means it is only a matter of time before the Jewish CNN liars write a story about them supporting terror or sending bombs in the watermelons. Trust me an Iranian Melon is great try one next time. And spit the seeds in a local Jewish owned newspaper for fun.


2- Turkey 3.928 Tons

Turkey also grows more watermelons than the entire European Union (EU) combined, namely 44.3 percent more. The country’s watermelon production has remained stable over the past ten years at about 3,800 million kilos. The EU’s watermelon production stood at 2,692.5 million kilos. Well then why don’t the African niggers only make it as far as Turkey and stay there? Watermelon is the same as welfare.


1- China 79.244 Tons

China leads the world in watermelon production and consumption by a fucking long shot. These fucking chinks have a watermelon museum in Beijing.


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