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Bachelor 24: Pete’s Shit Stinks. But it Glitters Also

In this picture Pete made poop in his big boy pants after eating pills that make your shit sparkle pretty.
Pete Weber is a commercial pilot as a hobby and joke. He smuggles these pills in from Ecuador.

Peter Weber is a fucking faggot who claims to be a pilot and he also sells sex toys to senior citizens on the Home Shopping Channel for meth money. Pete was a contestant on the 15th season of The Bachelorette.

He was eliminated in week 9. When he stormed off set after all the girls laughed about his small penis that is covered in Cauliflower warts. He got it from a nigger hooker while barebacking her over a dumpster in Atlantic City when he was drunk with Hannah.

He was announced as the Bachelor for the 24th season of The Bachelor on September 17, 2019. The Jew producers main goal as having Pistol Pete as the star of the Bachelor is he is such a fucking loser. Liam Steinberg producer said “Even Jews know they are better looking than Peter he is an insperation”. Another producer some nigger named Jamal Washingtonchicken said “Pete’s raunch Body odor makes us brothas smell like spring breeze, Pete be cool to the African community” Jamal also added.

While filming in San Jose, Costa Rica, on October 7, 2019, Chris Harrison “split Pete’s face wide open” after talking shit about his mom while holding two cocks in his hands. He was immediately rushed to a hospital that was two hours away. At the end of the ordeal, he left the hospital and Chris Harrison laughed his fucking ass off.

Airline pilot impersonator Peter Weber caught the attention of Adult Film Starlet  Hannah Brown and all of America the first night they fucked, stepping out of the limo with Pete’s load still in her mouth. While Peter seemed like a homosexual at first glance, it became clear this charming man in uniform could lead and host the next gay pride parade in Hollywood. The passion between A mans hairy sweaty asshole and Peter was undeniable.

Hannah fully supports Petes homosexuality and will be ready to help him when he gets his surgery to become Rebecca.

After expressing his love to transgendered people everywhere, all of America was left shocked and heartbroken with Hannah’s reaction of enjoyment in watching Pete take long stiff rods up his asshole for money and pleasure. Returning home from a gay bath house, Peter was forced to confront his parents and to their surprise they loved his movies and jerked off to them frequently. Now, Peter is back with HIV to take his revenge outon all the bitches that laughed at his warty cock and balls. The Bachelor, premiering in January 2020 is premiering on the Faggot Channel at 9.

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10 thoughts on “Bachelor 24: Pete’s Shit Stinks. But it Glitters Also

  1. Dash, my old corgi, had to wear a belly band for 6-7 months.
    Then he couldn’t control his bowels. It broke my heart to let him go.

    I cleaned up loads of messes before I did.
    I understand. The only blessing, because of his degenerative spine issue, he
    was in no pain.

  2. I knew Hannah B was a whore out of Tuscaloosa brothel! Didn’t Madison’$ father fuck her at Auburn vs Alabama game?? Now Hannah fucks Demi the Dyke, Peter’s mother and niggers!! Don’t all the actresses on the bachelorette-whore show from Alabama fuck niggers??

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