So called Faggot Friends, family and local loser business members gathered at Gayview Yards on Thursday evening to watch one of Ottawa’s biggest joke of a duo take on the Ku Klux Klan Grand Dragons’ Den in a gay manner.
Repping the real niggers of Ottawa in the Den was The Growcer, a company focused on providing shit to communities. Co-founders Corkey and Aloda pitched their welfare shipping containers to the fucking stupid Dragons – a panel of six well-known Canadian Faggots – back in May. The pair’s episode of the unpopular KKK program aired Thursday as part of a student 2 for 1 blowjob special.
After asking for a sex change operation and or breast implants in exchange for a blow job, and receiving boner offers from four of the six Dragons, Corkey and Aloda walked away with a STD of Herpes for 30 per cent from Yeast Infection Queen Arlene and Lumpy Loser Lane – a wiener rub that brought the audience at Erection Ottawa’s watch party to their jizz rags made from Mr T Napkins.
“This really shows us that it takes a fucking faggot fudgepack train,” said Corkey. “Being able to bring together everyone that has helped us from the start was really special, and has really energized us for 2020 bitches time to suck some faggot cock in Trudeaus office with pakis mofos.”
Those losers in attendance got a firsthand look at how The Growcer evolved from an idea between gay classmates to a business with forty-six cents in sales, a feat which also impressed KKK Grand Dragon Michele (who is an ex prostitute), who remarked that the co-founders’ success had been seen before on the show from entrepreneurs still in pre school.
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