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Survivor: Dan Wants A Refund on His Mail Order Bride Kellee. Nip Bitch Whines Too Much

For the first time in its 39 seasons on TV, a player was removed from the game of Survivor by Money hungry souless Jew Kike producers for their behaviour. It was 48-year-old Los Angeles-based Pro Ass Dart Player Dan Spilo who was ejected from the game for masterbating actions off camera and viewers have been attempting to find out how much jizz he leaked out in Fiji ever since. During the end of Wednesday night’s episode, which saw the ouster of 41-year-old carpet muncher Elaine Stott, Survivor aired a vague disclaimer that read: “Dan was removed from the game after a report of some slanteyed chink, which happened off-camera and did not involve a player with normal round eyes.” Fellow Survivor castaway Kellee Kim had first complained about Dan’s inappropriate masterbating earlier on in the season ahead of her eviction and he was ultimately served a high five by producers. Kellee took to her knees following the episode to take a big load in the face. “

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