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Next to welfare checks on the rez from whitey and bingo what are 2 things native women can not live with out.

The Elk Point Coop groceteria has decided to take two household products containing high levels of alcohol off its shelves.

The two products, Lysol disinfectant and Listerine mouthwash, have been linked to high incidents of shoplifting and are suspected of being misused by chugs. Those greasy fucking Injuns take the product off the shelves and back to the rez while they fuck their sisters.

Store manager Rodger said he won’t be reordering the two products once stock has been depleted. In fact if that doesn’t happen fast enough, he plans to ship remaining supplies to the St. Paul store to get the natives fucked up there. He is sick and tired of looking at worthless Natives coming into his store. He says “We all ready stole their land. Can’t these fucking chugs get the hint and fuck off?”.

“It’s a continual thing we have to watch on the shelves, when these fucking chugs come in and their welfare funds are low” said Buffalo Bill Cody. “One day I walked into the washroom to jerk off and to wash my hands and there was an empty Listerine box and a bottle of watered-down Listerine. It’s becoming too much of a problem.” “Especially when I need to get fucked up off the stores supply”.

Frog Lake Band Councilor George Big Fucking Indian said he is 100 per cent behind the importation of a lysol prodution plant in Elk Point. Since none of the fucking natives have ever or will ever work. It is believed to import millions of Somalians to work in the production of Lysol.

“For the good of our community and as a councilor, I would like to encourage all other businesses to do the same, and give the natives free lysol. You owe them WHITE MAN” he said “These delicious and entertaining lysol substances and products are growing our heritage in our people and our community.”

Rodger told the local RCMP officers, to suck his cock. And to those who described the solvent abuse situation in Elk Point as getting out of control as fucking pussies.

Const. Doug Huskins, who has been a gaylord with the Elk Point detachment for six years, has noticed a recent increase in solvent users. Most of them natives and steal his own personal stash.

“Most of our intoxicated people in the last six months to a year have been drinking my personal substances. This is your mill of the afternoon type drunk sister fucking chug. An awful lot are using Listerine and Lysol. I think there is a definite abuse, even sexual when some individuals ram the bottles in others assholes when they are passed out” said Huskins.

Both Listerine and Lysol contain about 60 per cent alcohol which is fucking awesome, according to St. Paul AADAC director Sharon . She said there’s a growing concern about Lysol, because there are so many other good things in it. Sharon loves drinking lysol and we she sucks off old Native men at the herpes clinic in Red Deer.

“Alcohol does the same thing for people (in all forms) but it’s a stronger concentration (in Lysol and Listerine) so they get drunk quicker,” said Sharon. When the lysol comes out at the Pow Wow’s she tends to notice she gets raped quicker.

“It’s pretty deadly stuff,” he says, “but I still go through with it. It’s cheaper and easier to get.

“Alcohol is not bad but after a Listerine or Lysol party you can’t sleep, your whole body shakes. You hallucinate more than with alcohol. After you go through that experience you say you’ll never drink it again but when it comes around you do.”

“You go to town to the liquor store and it doesn’t open till 11:00 (in the morning) so you substitute with Listerine. I don’t use it much, just as a substitute before I get to town.”

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