Eric’s a bisexual thug who thinks hes hard usually hangs out outside local luxury hotels in Canmore picking up cigarette butts to roll. And trying to convince young girls and sometimes petite boys to lick his small methy little earth worm for down, you can usually find him near or on A&W being a fiend squid drooling out into space nodding off, his you see this dork don’t touch his earth worm unless you cool with catching something… The city council of Canmore keeps sending him on the Bus to Calgary but that fucking paki Mayor there keeps sending this all star gangster back to Canmore. He lives out of a plastic safeway bag and he has a piece of string from a yo yo for a belt. He has no shoes this guy is the sign of pathetic. Even if you live in a dump of an African nigger slum residents asshole, you could sit beside this guy and feel good about yourself. Watch out for Eric you can’t miss his stench.
This morning on my way to Manning to sell crack my friend was rated out by this head named Erin (Never says No to a juicy load from a throbbing cock) the owner operations manager at the lunch stop in Fairview Alberta. We tag teamed this bitch Erin a few years ago we managed to ram 4 dicks in her asshole at once. She fucking loved screamed how much she loved it while we live fed it to youtube. I even made the turkey baster into a make shift cock. Fun times. But on a bad note she has a major drug habit and started untrue rumors about people and she cannot be trusted. She will lie cheat and steal her way to getting her daily Crack fix watch out for this nasty Crack whore she don’t pay her empowers either cause she is constantly taking money from the till to get Crack hens why she has had ten employees in just a short 8 weeks. I also caught her digging through kids packpacks at the local school. She says its for a tv show. Oh Yeah and her muff smells like the dump in manning or Michelle obama’s asshole with chink panda cum on it. I love you so MUCH ERIN WE ARE HERPES SOULMATES. I save all your poo stained and smeared large underwear and HANG IT ON A FLAG POLE OUTSIDE MY MOBILE TRAILER HOME TO SHOW MY LOVE AND DEDICATION TO YOU
Jay Unfresh or nigger as he is known to most. If you meet this nigger he is savage like monkey. Stay far far away. He is 26(in human years) and such a nigger. He has no relationship with his family(slave owners) and will blame white people for is stupidity everyone but himself. He will try to fuck 13 year olds(which is common for niggers in Africa) to get his d1ck wet and cure his HIV many niggers believe that sex with young children cures their AIDS. EVEN IF HE AS A GIRLFRIEND. He acts like he is “special” or “blessed” but that’s just his huge ego because he really believes blacks invented peanut butter. He has never held down a job (Well duh he is a nigger)for very long or even a relationship. He has a niglet he does not support and uses her as leverage to buy cheap things from buy and sell. He will steal from his own mother, brother, baby mama or any other nigger or stupid white person who he can get close enough to. He trys to get and sleep with multiple woman claiming he just wants “love” he is on probation for beating up his baby mama multiple times and trying to drive her truck off the road with his daughter inside. He also assaulted his last girlfriend and was charged for that as well. He enjoys hanging out at the safe injection sites trying to find his next victim. If you meet him run!! He will not change for you!!! He needs to be back in Africa.