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Sydney From Bachelor In Paradise Why?

I went to high school with Sydney. She sucked everyones dick back then. She use to store dudes jizz and use it for toothpaste. She was so nasty. It was rumored that she would huck in her used tampons and maxi pads in the Chinese Food at her dads Zipperhead restaurant.

Sydney hates when people call her a stupid chink and think she works as a massage parlor or nail stylist.

Also when Sydney was a child since her parents are some type of chinese they wanted a boy. Since they couldnt molest Sydney because they thought back then she would have no tits so she would be a useless chink. Her dad hit her in the face with a shovel alot to make her look better. I helped a bit. After that her friends gave her the name Shovel Face. She was then admitted into the retard classes in school. Since she was Asian she was smart and started fucking all the teachers.

Why Sydney feels less fresh down below she uses a bar of soap in her muff to freshen up and kill the stench of old man jizz.

Sydney I last heard is doing alright. She had an audtion at a show but after getting hooked on Heroin with Fred Penner her life went down hill.

Sydney Claims that Fred Penner is the best lover she has ever had. Fred apparently likes anal alot.

Sydney will go down as not only the greatest actress in Bachelor in Paradise History but also the one with the largest shit skid mark in her white granny panties.

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5 thoughts on “Sydney From Bachelor In Paradise Why?

  1. China doll loves 3 ways as long as you supply the black tar heroin! Like all Chinese pikers she’ll sell out to the highest bidding pimp, Chris Harrison so he can butt fuck her on camera!

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