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Demi The Muff Diver From Bachelor In Paradise

Demi is a contestant on the smash hit shoe Bachelor in Paradise. She also will have sex with men and women.

Sometimes racist but says its okay because she has a birth disorder which makes her realize black people really do stink like shit.

After Demi’s step grandfather cousin raped her for the 41st or 42nd time in the trailer her mother got from working the drive thru at Wendy’s. She got her big break when she caught her neighbour bum hacking a few cows in the barn. Since the negro raping the cows was also raping a Jewish Talent agent named Harvey Weinstein who co wrote Bachelor in Paradise with Bill Cosby back in th 50’s. They knew they had a star in Demi. But not everyone was certain.

Demi was however.

To prove her worth Demi stole silver ware from Sears to eat out Oprah’s stinkky vag and asshole to prove how dirty and bad she wanted the job.

Demi made work on eating out Oprah’s Orfices like Oprah’s Family Reunion at Church’s Chicken. Things started finally going Demi’s way and she started to realize she was only a little bit of a loser whore and not as useless as a shitskin nigger.

Demi made a porno with a woman she met at band camp. They rammed clarintes up their pussies and played mary had a little lamb.

But Demi had to quit the Bachelor Game after she got addicted to horse tranquilizers and midget porn. Last known where abouts was she was HIV positive and pregnant in a NYC homeless shelter for Crack head mothers to be.

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7 thoughts on “Demi The Muff Diver From Bachelor In Paradise

  1. She’s a filthy lezbo who sold her soul on TV way after entering the whore business of prostitution for Christmas Harrison

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