Stephanie is a dirty truck stop hooker bitch who pretends to be in the perfect relationship. She sleeps around on her boyfriend constantly with his friends and family. The irony is, is that in early 2017, she caught her husband cheating on her with their pet dog in the living room. She begged and begged for him to let her watch and join in, but he left to be with his younger piece of ass who had a nicer friendlier dog. She IMMEDIATELY got into a relationship with the first man who would have her alien looking eyes and hairy ass. She’s disgusting and I have on good account that two of the guys she’s recently messed around with have gotten the clap. Enjoy your second rate trash, Calvin. Stephanie spends most of her time in the Lincoln stripper scene now as the stage name CATHYKKKUMFARTER.

This brillo velcro headed nappy fuck above busted out of the joint. He is believed to be on his way to see his main bitch Maddy below. They are going to grab shards of glass and cut their bum holes bloody with them.

This nasty alcoholic troll roams Lincoln, Nebraska while she should be taking care of her very unfortunate looking inbred kid. The story of Madeleine goes a little something like this: she was a huge sloot in college (until she dropped out for blowing the janitor in the library) who let anyone put it in & then surprise surprise! she was knocked up by her boyfriend Topher Grace – who cheats on her constantly with men by the way. She huffed cleaning supplies and solvents for most of her pregnancy and definitely wasn’t ashamed of it. She actually got bulk discounts on most name brand bathroom cleaners. Of course she is jobless, lives with her sex offender step dad and still and her only friends are a bunch of raging drug addicts with absolutely no direction in life, but that’s really no surprise. Her manish jizz covered face is so terrible, that wicked witch of the west nose really needs to be fixed but I’m sure she could never ever afford that because all of her money goes to herpes cream right away. This poor little hobbit needs to learn self love and go back to the small white trash bum f*ck town she’s from. Also beware- all of her flaky skin on her fat stubby t rex arms will shed on you and no one wants that she has fleas also. When she sheds her skin if you touch it you will get a bad rash which is orange in color and smells like niggers.

Eats logs of poop while she baths in dog diarrhea the liquidier the better. Bitch

Shawna Jo Ewoldt from Grand Island, Nebraska This woman or whatever you want to call her began an affair with a married homosexual Army recruiter in 2016. To this day, they are still getting away with having an affair as the divorce is not done with because of him. Shawna was working at a medical clinic in Grand Island and the recruiter was getting treatment there. He moved Shawna and her kids into the family home where Shawna slept and farted cum bubbles that aren’t the womans anymore in the marital bed with him while his wife was away smoking crack in Omaha. Shawna was cheating on one of her many boyfriends at that time with the married recruiter. She moves from bed to bed spreading her herpes and in search of someone to take care of her and her two kids. Because she is a lazy fucking ditch pig. She knew this man was married but she did not care. She was married and divorced three times by the time she was 21 years old. She has no morals or respect for anyone. Shawna you bitch also quit stealing women’s hemroid cream and eating it as frosting on cake. Bitch.

Typical Nebraskaner dwellings are makeshift abandoned trailers popular most with the Obese White Lower Income Families. These units are cheap and easily replaceable after the many tornado like cloud funnels that hit. Don’t want to waste Bingo and Pabst 45 beer money on a new home.

This is where all the corn ends up that the illegal Mexican’s pick that almost all Nebraskans harbor and own. Nebraska is one of only 3 states where it is legal to own Mexicans as the state recognizes them as farm equipment.
Most Nebraskans never have heard of a dentist let alone been to one. That is why Nebraskans are known as the British Smilers of the Mid West.
This is where most Nebraskan white males meet on welfare night. They drink cheap beer heavily and abuse Crystal Meth. Then they go home and beat their over weight fat wives when they found out how much they spent at Walmart.

The man above use to sit outside old folks homes high on meth and masterbate. He has now changed his life around and helps Nebraskan youth find Jesus. In his van. In the park. At dark. With handcuffs.

I seen this faggot one day sitting out in a lawn chair in speedo with the sprinkler on. He was stroking his dick to a McDonalds Flyer in the sun.

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