Joanne made a big poop log in my soup it was all gross slimey and green. The liquid poo stuck to my fork so I yelled at the bitch and peed on her bathroom floor. This woman failed to wreck my marriage , though she only had a one night stand with a faggot she continued to post pictures with my husband and him with her imbred kids. She cooks at the soup Kitchen and I use to share homeless guys wieners with her for crack money back in the day. We use to have lesbian sleepovers. We shared a sleeping bag under the bridge and would pray we could fart and quiff enough just to keep warm. Belfast is known for being the biggest loser place on the planet. Joanne would be the queen.