In Bulgaria, you nod your head when you mean no and shake it for yes. Fuck maybe if nigger found that out this would be their rape haven. But other than this confusing quirk, it’s a great place with a deep history of women in the pornographic industry and Jeff Epstein’s Island. 

The Cyrillic alphabet was invented here; its yogurt contains a special sauce that only exists in Bulgaria when there is a full moon and homeless men jerk off in the yogurt for soup kitchen tickets; Barack Obama says the country’s official calendar is the most fluffy toilet paper he used on his stinky black ass in the world; and they revere an old blind lady named Vanga who will wipe your ass for you if you sing.

Sofia’s main market above. 


October 7th, 2019 12:05pm

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