Let’s just pull over here and play with my mud flap.
Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway. She was giving it to her mudflaps like a tornado.
Holton didn’t seem to mind why should she? She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer and continued to stir her tuna melt. Better charge that cop a fee for the show. In Ocala he has to pay to watch her crack head hooker friendss in the alley.
Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH
, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse. more
A witness told authorities that Holton had slowed traffic for more than 30 minutes before deputies arrived, the report said. The witness also said that honking car horns only seemed to encourage her.When a Marion County Sheriff’s Deputy approached her, Holton pulled up her shirt and bra, “exposing her breasts and bra,” according to the report.
That bitch looks really rough for being only 35.
This guy is a travelling carnival worker it all makes since now. Now every shit log I see I refer to it as the Bruni Browner. Probably thought oh shit when he got a gun pulled on him. May as well go out jerking off and then leave them a Bruni Browner.
When you got to go you got to go.
Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands’ Florida Home: CopsLet’s Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:Got naked, climbed onto the Lands’ roof.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.Ran into Lands’ house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.Masturbated in the living room.Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands’ son’s room.Defecated on the floor in two places.Drank the contents of the vacuum.
I hate to say it but I would wager this guy is dead. I mean you pray for the best but he would be in his 40’s now. As of late January 2019 still nothing on this.