All you have to do is tie a chain around the bank machine and rip it out of the fucking store. Fuck the consequences. maybe that cop outside did it. Really may as well take some smokes and junk food. You are stealing the bank machine. A few other items won’t get you anymore less or more jail time. After all they are just sitting there once the door is gone. If you don’t steal it someone else will. So really you are saving the cop paperwork if you get busted he just arrests one person not 2.
Two suspects used a pick-up truck to allegedly remove an entire ATM unit from inside a Sobeys store in Airdrie, Alberta. More
Why rip the fucking bank machine out of the fucking wall. Just blow the fucker up like these chaps did in England.
Two more crooks in the first ever UK gang to blow up cash machines in a £1.5m plot to steal cash have been jailed for 32 years. The mob left whole banks half wrecked from the blasts, using oxyacetylene gas tanks to smash open ATMs in the northwest and Midlands. Link
This isn’t really a bank machine. It is actually a pass book machine. But these pakis thought it was an ATM and jacked it and got caught. LINK
A brazen ATM theft at a north Edmonton bingo hall was caught by a surveillance camera early Tuesday morning.
The video shows a pickup truck pulling up to the north door of Castledowns Bingo, in the area of 122 Street and 137 Avenue, at 5 a.m.
The vehicle appears to drive past the front door a couple of times before backing up a few metres from the entrance a couple of minutes later.
Two people — one dressed in coveralls and the other in what appears to be a painter’s suit — are seen pulling a chain out from underneath a box spring in the cab of the truck. The person in the painter’s suit then uses a pick axe to smash the glass out of the front door. More Here
The suspects then enter the bingo hall and hook up the ATM to a rope. A third person in the truck then takes off, with the ATM crashing through the door behind it on the way out.
The entire ordeal takes about three minutes.
Staff at the bingo hall said they aren’t sure how much money was in the ATM at the time. The box spring was left at the scene, they said.
Thieves in Calgary went to some rather extreme measures in an attempt to grab some cash early Sunday morning, stealing a front end loader to smash into a Royal Bank branch and make off with the bank machine. The theft occurred just before 4 a.m. Sunday morning. Security camera footage caught the thieves driving the large yellow loader through the side of the building, nabbing the bank machine and then leaving the loader behind. Police are now reviewing the video to try to identify the suspects. They have not offered a description of the suspects so far.
At approximately 11:10 p.m., on Tuesday, September 5, 2017, two culprits entered the Boston Pizza located at 2836 Memorial Drive S.E., and hooked up a strap to an ATM located in the foyer area. They then used a vehicle in an attempt to drag the ATM out of the foyer area, without success. The culprits left the area in an SUV when approached by staff.
The vehicle is believed to be an SUV, possibly a BMW X5.
The suspects are described as Caucasian, in their late 20s or early 30s. <SNIP>
On May 25th, 2002 the Sifrits both 24 at the time they met a couple while vacationing in Ocean City, Maryland. They were Joshua Ford and Martha Crutchley. After going out and partying at a local bar the Sifrit’s invited them back to their rented condo. According to court records. The couple invited them back to their rental condo and then killed them. There are also rumours BJ sat in a hot tub with Ford’s and Crutchley’s heads floating in it.
After luring the couple into their rental they claimed that Erika’s purse was stolen. This was after a night when they befriended them. BJ then pulled a gun on Ford and shot him in the bathroom 4 times. Crutchley was stabbed to death. They hucked their remains in dumpsters all over town.
Erika Elaine Sifrit (née Grace; born February 3, 1978) in Roaring Spring, Pennsylvania: Is some flat chested ugly chick who
is currently going to spend the rest of her life in jail. She is in Patuxent Institution in Jessup, Maryland. She is an only child born to a very well to do off family. She was an honor student and basketball star at Mary Washington College. Her and Ben married in 1998 at 20 years old.
After her and Ben married they opened up a Scrapbook store in Erika’s home town of Altoona, Pennsylvania. Due to the fact that she is ugly and has tic tac tits she got little to no media attention. If any man got a boner over her they would be the same type of person who liked little boys. Hence see her boyfriend below. She married the dipshit when both were 20 years old. Back to those invisible tits fuck. You own a scrap book store. Rip some pages out of a book and stuff like a 12 year old girl at least. This woman is an erection killer.
Benjamin Adam “BJ” Sifrit (born October 21, 1977): Is a former marine who is probably currently
getting butt fucked by some big nigger named Bubba. Has to pay rent at his new home he has at Roxburry Correctional Facility in Hagerstown, Maryland. If this fuck head wouldn’t of got caught breaking into a Hooters store with his flat chested wife he may of got away. Some may think maybe they broke into the Hooters restaurant to find Erika some tits. He eloped with the little boy or Erika whatever in Vegas. He also got kicked out of the military. No one knows why exactly but I imagine his attraction to little boys looking like Erika may of been the problem.
Jonathan Ford & Martha Crutchley
How do you get a hard on over that little boy? Do you put a popsicle stick in your pee hole?
Benjamin Sifrit was an ex–Navy Seal who had a swastika tattoo and owned snakes named HIV, Bonnie, Clyde, and Hitler. His wife, Erika, had been an athlete and academic dynamo growing up and later ran a scrapbook store with her husband. It was an odd pairing with tragic results.
At some point in their marriage, killing became a game with simple rules. While hanging out with another couple in Ocean City, Maryland, Erika would pretend that she’d been robbed. Her husband would produce a gun to scare the other couple. Insufficient submissiveness resulted in death.
That, investigators believe, was how Joshua Ford and Martha Crutchley died. In 2002, the Sifrits shot, dismembered, and even debated eating the couple.
Investigators say this was an elaborate scheme. It included trucks that may look normal but police tell us they’re disguised to hid massive fuel tanks to hold fraudulently purchased gas.
“Some of these people have, as you’ve seen before, they have like trees on top of them making it seem like a landscaping company, some have very dark tinted windows, some have tires, rugs, all sorts of things they can think of to conceal these trucks,” explained Argemis Colome with Miami-Dade Police Dept.
The way the scheme works, according to police, is that stolen credit card numbers are used to buy massive amounts of gas.
That gas is pumped into the hidden tanks, then it’s taken to a fuel yard in Hialeah where it’s sold.
“The gas is being sold to these sites for about half of what they pay for at regular pumps and the site makes about a 50 percent mark up to the other people who knowingly go to these sites to purchase fuel illegally,” Colome said.
Different kind of gas. Still probably tried to put it in the car she stole.
Busy so I haven’t wrote a lot lately because unlike this fat nigress I would pay for my gas with a job. I bet it stole the car too. I didn’t even read this article before I wrote that stolen remark. These monkeys can’t keep their paws off anything. I was too busy laughing at the look on the boons face.
THEFT OF GAS
CASE #CA17402283/ CA17390548
On Friday, Sept. 15, 2017, at approximately 10:30 p.m., an unknown Nigger Sow arrived at the CO-OP gas bar located at 3330 17 Ave. S.E. driving a two door, green 1996 Honda Civic hatchback, that was later discovered to be stolen.
The suspect asked the gas attendant to pump $20.00 worth of gas, and then proceeded inside to pay. Once inside the suspect told the cashier she had forgotten her wallet in the car (Had to go look for one to steal) and she left the building. She then got back into the stolen car and drove away. (Listening to some nigger cRap music)
The suspect is described as a black female, 30 years old, 5’8″ tall, weighing approximately 150lbs, with long black curly hair. She was wearing black tights, white shoes, a purple and black hoodie, a black hat (Probably Stolen), and carrying a brown purse (Which Probably Stole Some Old White Lady).