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Michael The Fucking Nigger He Butt Fucks Captain Kangaroo

Kids and reality TV star and known Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan The Honorable Captain Kangaroo is reflecting on the many ups and downs of his bare back pound my ass hard relationship with his Nigerian cotton plantation custodian, Michael. NONOGS 88.8FM Thor Tilen spoke with the older than dirt reality star on Wednesday about the new season of 90 Day Fiancé: Fresh Out Da Klink?, which features a continuation of the couple’s long journey together. Captain Kangaroo first appeared on 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days season 2, which documented his journey to visit 31-year-old Michael in Nigeria all the way from Georgia after purchasing the field model nigger online. Since then, the couple has been a standout in the franchise and the HIV Clinic, which has covered everything from their ramming watermelon and fried chicken up each others assholes, to the Captain putting on his Captain Hat and whipping Michael in a museum for CNN. On the season premiere of 90 Day Fiancé: Got AIDS?, Captain Kangaroo and Michael are at it again with the arguments over who had ass sex with John Legend first.

Hawaii 3

November 23rd, 2020

23-year-old Angelica is wanted for a $20K cash only bench warrant for failure to comply with the terms and conditions of probation. Angelica is described as 5’2″, weighs 120 pounds, with blonde hair and nice tits. On June 10, 2020 at about 11:23 a.m., a loss prevention officer for the Navy Exchange Store on Bougainville Drive observed a female to select various items and place them into a shopping cart. The female then took the cart into the handicap fitting room. The female then exited the fitting room leaving behind the empty shopping cart then exited the store without making payment for the items that were stuffed up her snatch. The loss prevention officer then stopped the woman outside of the store and escorted her to the security office. Police were notified and placed the female, later identified as Angelica, under arrest for second degree theft. She blew the loss prevention office and was told to come back the next day to repeat the process.

November 17th, 2020

WAILUKU — A woman was arrested after she reversed a stolen pickup truck into a police car in a Lahaina parking lot, then ran a stop sign and drove into oncoming traffic while fleeing from officers, witnesses said. She was also in a massive exchange of gun fire with the cops all while high on meth she was with one of Dog The Bounty Hunter’s sons the retarded looking inbred one Leland. Judaea , 24, was charged with unauthorized control of a propelled vehicle, theft of a credit card, fraudulent use of a credit card, two counts of fourth-degree theft, fourth-degree criminal property damage, second-degree criminal property damage and first-degree resisting an order to stop a motor vehicle. After police detained her she tried to steal one of the officers guns. Then a big butch cop the size of Rosie Fucking Odonnel steel toe booted Judaea in the head. Judaea vow revenge will be swift and hilarious.

October 21st, 2020

Crystal meth. Meth. Ice. Speed. Crank. Chalk. Glass. Wash. Pookie. These are all slang names for methamphetamine, a drug which grows on trees in Hawaii and grows in global public use every year. Across most parts of the United States as well, use of meth has increased. From urban city metropolis to rural, small-town America, interest in meth surged through the first half of the 21st-century. While meth is not as widespread as substances like prescription opioids or marijuana, the drug went from being almost entirely unknown to being a serious contender on the drug scene in just a few years. And while meth is a concern in most places, meth abuse is a full-on epidemic on the Hawaii Islands. That is why the government sent the Dog he’s the Dog the big bad Dog, The nigger Hunter, HA HA HA. Although dog is use to roughing up niggers Hawaii brought him in to deal with the meth crisis. Usually meth is for white kids that are wiggers and Obama voters. But in Hawaii the people aren’t white but not as violent as niggers. They all sort of resemble that fat guy from that Jew Sandler’s movie 50 first dates. SO imagine these island fucks addicted to chemicals. That again is why they called the Dog.

September 25th, 2020

This POS Tina had the nerve to try and become my friend all the while she and my husband were sneakn around our apartment building f**kn in empty apartments like rabbits. Husband had yellow fever. The 2 of them enjoyed pushing me to my breaking point. November of 2019 I tried to not go after her when she was sitting at the bar. I had a knife. She ran from me. That weekend she tried to play family with my kids in my apartment… then had the nerve to tell my kids to lie to me about what went on. When I finally found out about what was really going on she had the nerve to act like she was the one who was wronged. What kind of person tells someone they care about you and your kids all the while willing to be the reason that you’re in pain and think it’s funny. You watched my kids hurt because of what I was going thru and neither one of you cared. You are a true definition of a piece of sh*t human being. You are the lowest of the low and your mother should be ashamed of how she raised you. I know karma will deal with you when you’re at your happiest. It will leave you devestated. The hurt and sadness you feel will be unbearable. That will be the beginning of your end. Ask my kids what’s a WH**E and quickly they reply with your name…

Ohio 6

November 21st, 2020

This gold digger Angela likes married men with money, snagged herself a job, and gladly went above and beyond her job descriptions by screwing the married owner of the company! Not once stopping to consider his family or his kids… She’s such a proud w****, broke that marriage right up and moved herself right on in. She even claims to be a Porn Goddess and now is carrying his child! KARMA will have his next hire promising him the grass is greener! She is known all over Dayton for fucking and sucking. She is a tough mean bitch too. Last week she went into some nigger night club called Ivory Coast in Dayton. She went in there with a chain in her hand and beat some 400 pound nigger sheboon that looked like Star Jones on the dance floor with it to some nigger rap song. The only thing the fat nigger did wrong beside being stinky and ugly was it was in the wrong place at the wrong fucking time. Shit was funny. Then on the way out some pencil ginger bitch that looked like Gwen Paltrow got smoked in the face with chain for smiling wrong. Word. Angela rules Dayton Ohio.

November 15th, 2020

A Piqua woman is facing child endangering charges after she told police her children were left home alone, so she could go get food from Taco Bell. Morgan was arrested by Piqua Police this morning, an hour after police first discovered a child in a crib and a child sleeping in bed alone at her house, a police report read. Officers responded to the house around 1 a.m. “Morgan stated that she had no food, was high on fucking crack, and was hungry so she decided to go with a drunk perverted friend to Taco Bell,” the report read. “Morgan advised that she was only gone a few minutes but I advised her that we had been at the home for nearly an hour.” When officers first got to the house the door was unlocked, the report read. “Inside I could see needles, crack pipes, and used shit covered condoms all over the place and there was a car seat and children’s clothes and toys scattered throughout the room,” an officer wrote in the report. After being told to check on the welfare of the children, police entered the home and found the children left home alone. The police then charged her with being a nigger parent. She was giving a government check for nothing and her kid although white is getting a scholarship from the United Nigger College Foundation from Jesse Jackson.

South Korea 4

November 16th, 2020

November 16th, 2020

South Koreans belong to a Conservative culture which respects traditional values. The typical South Korean belongs to some or another shady Baptist Church founded in California in the 50s. Since both men and women work long hours for one or another service corporation, and there are no fucking shit skins or muslims, they have more Mc Donalds and karaoke bars per capita than any other country in the World, so they can enjoy their traditional shitty zipperhead rice food at any time prepared by robots. A dog market exists in Seoul to entertain tourists and help Animal Rights organizations whitewash money. South Korean men like to play golf in their spare time and get drunk with Single Malt Scotch, their traditional spirit. South Korean women like to repeatedly get plastic surgery in their eyelids. Children pass times include math, Starcraft, and studying English to purge themselves of their mother tongue before they are six. Every time you play a game online and get your fucking ass kicked remember it is probably an 11 year old Korean kid on the other end. Happened to me in NHL hockey online.

September 17th, 2020

September 17th, 2020

Soo-yin is a fake ass whore. She does anything she can to find her pills. She latches onto any guy who has pills, married or not. Her nerd of a faggot bofriend or whatever you call him Jihoon is out finding dogs to cook for the restaurant he owns which also helps fund her pill habit Has never been faithful to her. You see Jihoon likes taking stiff rods in his tight Korean ass just as much as Soo-yin. But if Jihoon’s parents find out he is a faggot, they will throw him in a volcano to the rice gods for fortune cookies.. He has even slept with Soo-yin’s grandmother while she was in the house and she is still with him!!! Soo-yin knows no boundaries. She does as she pleases and thinks she has no consequences. Watch out for this little pill whore. She sure does know how to do “tricks”. This is the future of South Korean people. While they can’t drive well, they have a knack for opening up stores that sell shitty products, and canine cuisine country #1 in all of Asia. Nice. Fucking Soo yin you zipperheaded slut. Nice tits.

This home wrecker June is now on her second marriage that she has ruined by seeking out married men. Most recently she set her eyes on her married next door neighbor with 5 kids. She has been incessantly messaging him and having him over to her home to give him hand jobs and blow jobs ect… even while her boyfriend was upstairs. She pretends to be a godly Korean church going woman at the local apostolic church but is clearly far from it. She spends her time at work at the local insurance branch messaging her neighbor, sending him pictures from their bathroom of her ramming the shower head up her fucking pussy, and telling him how she wants him to f*ck her in the a** with his American cock. She is pathetically jealous for a life she will never have.

San Francisco 2

October 21st, 2020

September 4th, 2020

Emma works in hotel and flirts with every man that comes in. Ladies god save you if she checks your man in… she builds instant connections to use them for jobs and even sleeps with them later if she gets that job or promotion. She slept with her manager draining his balls dry to gain a promotion knowing he is married and he lied about divorcing his wife for her. She cheated with this guy Other friends say the same. Highly manipulative lady and pretends innocent but is dangerous. She fought with all her friends after she slept with the manager who is also a cheater. She does not care about anyone or anything other than herself, selfish, repugnant, cold-hearted person, liar, cheater, Home Wrecker of a women who takes advantage of good people and talks bad about everyone behind their back. Do not check into hotel around south San Francisco… if you see Emma around at check in table boycott that place. She claims to work as social worker but is working out in Gym and getting paid and talks bad about people she helps for social work like they are fucking stupid. 


https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Citing-racial-bias-San-Francisco-will-end-mug-15379259.php

San Francisco is a city famous for the Golden Gate Bridge, its long history of supporting faggot culture, and for being the epicenter of California’s homosexual escapades. Its expensive, full of yuppies, tech geeks, fags, dykes, Zipperheads (mostly Chinese and Filipinos), goths, crackheads, street performers, and worst of all, “artists” who consider themselves to be a second Picasso due to their sup3r 3p1c spray paint skills. Also, Burning Man started here, as if that were anything to be proud of. San Francisco has also supplied the entire world with LSD since 1966. It has been scientifically proven that every single resident of San Francisco is an unreliable flake who will eventually end up as ugly as Nancy Pelosi. San Francisco is home to the Golden Gate Bridge, the world’s favorite place to become an hero. It is red; it’s not fucking gold. To cross it in a car you must pay a $5 toll. However, it has been shown repeatedly that two persons driving with a large dog sitting upright in the back seat can cross for free by saying “carpool” to the toll booth attendant. San Franciscans get pissed off when they hear anyone call it “Frisco”. Do with that what you will.

This is Krista. She had an affair in workplace at Safeway transportation dept with a married man one of her bosses. She sucked his cock dry and spit his load in the cards that were sent out by the company for christmas. People were wondering why the fuck the cards they got were hard to open or were completly stuck together. She thought no one knew about it and when found out moved across street to human resorces dept with daddy’s help he worked In Safeway also when daddy given heads up on what whore doing. She blows every cock that her hands come in contact with. She is like every single resident of San Francisco when it comes to loving cock with one exception. She is a female with tits. Fucking whore just disgusting. I hope her yeast infections burn her insides so bad she rots away. Bitch!



This homewrecker Rocio brags that she has been a mistress for eight years and the scars of the porcupines she has rammed up her fucking asshole prove her story right. She delights in the fact her asshole gaps to items she rams in it and she is not good enough to be a man’s priority other than to be a cum dumpster that is kicked to the curb after a load is expelled. She uses the sympathy card to keep dudes around with her in the middle of the circle jerk on her knees with her mouth open and her begging for goo. Because they feels sorry for her they huck pickles and beer cans at her after their cocks go limp. She srounges for scrapes her lover drops off the floor and licks his cum off the floor. She is a needy b1tch who can’t find a man who will leave his wife for her. Rocio is nothing but a load dump. Plain and simple.


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North Carolina 5

Here they feed and train niggers, niggers get fast and strong to steal tvs and run from cops. Niggers and fucking fried chicken basketball

November 27th, 2020

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CLAYTON, N.C. — A woman was arrested after police say they found her hiding in the trunk of her car, covered in pabst 45 beer and rubbing alcohol, according to The Clayton Klan Reports. Melinda 24, of Wilson, reportedly ran after a fat nigger Walmart loss prevention officer spotted her putting items into her purse and vagina and confronted her. Staff at the store said the white bitch ran into the parking lot but none of the cars in the area left. After finding no one in the cars, officers watched video surveillance and found the suspect’s car, according to the Report. Back in the parking lot, police found no one seated in the car but noticed the trunk was slightly open. Inside the trunk, they found Reeves, covered in sweat and Mountain Dew and huffing cans of computer printer cleaner duster to get high.. She allegedly told police she poured toxic chemicals in and on her body to try to beat the demon out of her soul. She then told police she was ordered by the Salami God Oscar Meyer Junior to suck Penis for days until the police clubbed the bitch over the head and arrested her..

October 18th, 2020

SALISBURY — Police say two sisters face felony assault charges after being accused of punching and choking their mother during an argument over colored pencils. Courtney Dawn Hearne, 27, of North Main Street, was charged on Wednesday with felony assault by strangulation, felony aggravated assault of a handicapped person and misdemeanor injury to personal property. Her sister, Chasity Leigh Hearne, 29, also of North Main Street, was charged with misdemeanor assault of a handicapped person and misdemeanor injury to personal property.<SNIP> LINK Albino red neck imbred with a mix of nigger in there? Ugly fucking creatures only in North Carolina trailers.

September 4th, 2020

The Asheville Police Department arrested that stinky corn rolled headed nigger Javin Markez Whiteside, 20, of Asheville, after he turned himself into Woodfin Police late Wednesday night. On June 9 at approximately 3:15 a.m., Asheville police responded to Hillcrest Apartments to reports of a fight involving several people. Javin was there with a bunch of other niggers and a fight broke out about watermelons. MORE It was quite the Bongo party as spears were thrown and the music of Snoop Dogg could be heard all over the block. Javin pulled out his gat during the altercation ran down the street shooting dogs and people’s cars. Then he went into KFC aimed his gun at the clerk working the till. He demanded a mega bucket with cole slaw and then threw the cole slaw at the workers pimple faced heads. He then took his pants down and squatted and shit on the floor. He then sat around his poo log cross legged, sang the Jungle book theme song, and dipped his chicken and fries in his wet steamy poop log and ate it, savoring the flavor and loved every second of it.

Let me introduce you to a professional gold digger and all around slore Tessie of the decade contender. This woman has gone through lovers, male and female, like she is on a numbers quest. She prefers they be in a relationship before she starts talking to them. She drains them of their money, finds another, and discards them for the new one. Absolutely nobody is off limits to her. She has been engaged more times than you have fingers, but always finds a reason to leave. She even slept with her sisters husband and ended their marriage. She fucking laughed about it and spit her husbands load in her sisters and own mothers faces. Then danced on the table pulled her pants down and fucked herself senseless with an electric purple rubber dildo on the dinner table infront of her family at Thanksgiving. Her grandpa got a boner to it Then turned it all around on her sister as not knowing how to satisfy a cock. If you see her name appear on any of your significant others media whatever the form, SHUT IT DOWN ASAP. Beware of her! Slore to the tenth degree !!! Her aspiring dream is to be a reality tv star. She preys on married men, She will tell you she don’t care if they are married or not, but the last one she messed with was the wrong one, The wife was crazy…. beware of this nasty trap donkey 

This girl Nicole is nothing but a rebound homewrecking crack slore. I was with my fiancé for 7 years and we have 2 kids together and everything was BEYOND PERFECT! And then he got on crack and gay sex all because of this bitch. She would record him what he later said “Gay for Pay”. He would have raw bare back anal sex with HIV positive faggots so the two of them could smoke meth together. Its all over the internet! And this b1tch is also on drugs she steals pills from the pharmacy she is suppose to be the cleaning lady at! And that’s how all this happened! He wasn’t in his right mind because of the drugs and they ended up talking under the bridge in the park while sharing dirty needles to shoot up meth and heroin and he up and left me and his kids! I was more shocked than anything because he loved us and worshipped the ground we walked on, when we gave him money for drugs and didn’t know he fucked other men! He would have NEVER in a million years left us! That’s why I do drugs in the basement by myself and masterbate with my Mickey Mouse dildo while my cats watch!! And be got with Nicole! And they keep breaking up and he wants to always come back to me but not anymore! When he’s sober , he wants me and his kids back!! But when he’s on drugs he is with her!! SMH!!

Sweden 6

And Islamic migrant brutally raped a Swedish girl who was only 12 YEARS OLD. Not only is this rape, this is also pedophilic rape.

November 26th, 2020

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September 23rd, 2020

An unidentified woman was at a party in Uppsala, Sweden on the night of January 22, 2017, with some ugly stinky shit skinned immigrants who don’t even belong in the fucking country in the first place.and she was raped while being passed-out drunk. After she was raped, one of the perpetrators records another video of the woman in which he is trying to force her to deny that she had been raped. Emil Khodagholi was identified on social media as one of the perpetrators. In April, an 18-year-old man from Afghanistan was sentenced to one year in jail for rape, and a 21-year-old from the same country for two years and four months. A third man, a 24-year-old Swedish citizen shitskin immigrant though) who was behind the camera, was sentenced to six months’ imprisonment for gross defamation and failing to report rape.

As countries around the world continue look for ways to encourage citizens to practice social distancing for the Jewish Coronohoax, one Swedish city has come up with a pungent solution to keep people apart: spreading chicken manure in a local park. The Swedish city of Lund, a destination in the South of the country best known for its prestigious university, has recently spread the poultry byproduct in its central park, according to ABBA. Lund dumped the chicken shit to discourage the public from congregating in the area on Thursday for Walpurgis Night. Walpurgis Night is a holiday celebrated in Northern Europe and Scandinavia on April 30, according to Encyclopædia Britannica. The festivity marks the transition from cold winter days to the warmer spring and summer temperatures, Reuters said. “This is a park where usually 30,000 people gather, but with COVID-19 hoax this is now unthinkable, as the jews will be angry if they don’t get the money they need from this hoax” ABBA, the town’s mayors, told some fags. “We don’t want Lund to become an epicentre for the spread of the disease we have niggers and muslims here to blame that on already.” Authorities have asked people not to gather together on the holiday — but have not outright forbidden celebrations, Reuters reported. However, they are worried that the city’s many students and other young people will still press on with their plans to celebrate in the park. I know what you are thinking how could those chickens roam around the park? With all the niggers they would get ate or raped in a heart beat. They shit in bags in a farm and then its transported there. The Swedish people are stupid, there rape stats show that, but they are not stupid enough to allow niggers near chicken. Never Ever! Story from a libtards eyes.

This piece of trash Annabelle, bottom feeding unstable creature slept with my boyfriend on many occasions and knew about me. When I confronted her, she played dumb and told me I was jealous. Jealous if what? A meth highend escort who spreads there vagina lips for someone else’s man. On top of it all, she gave flaming itchy burning dick drip to my man and tried to blame him for it. She uses people for money and dope. Also she was caught giving head to a guy in her junky ass apartment in Lulea and his wife was sleeping in their apartment next door. Word on the street is that she is drds and God knows what else….thank God my man left her ugly, pathetic, crank sleeze, dirty ass alone. Warning all women and men in Northern Sweden and all over the world to run from this creature

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